kittens

My house is, affectionately, referred to as "The Temple of Bast" by my friends, and for good reason. Every cat in the neighborhood hangs out at my house. I feel like I've reached "crazy cat lady" status far too early!

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I'm only 26 years old (at least, I think that's right. I tend to forget my own birthday sometimes), and I'm already the crazy cat lady of the neighborhood. It's really kind of sad.

A couple years ago, I went to a movie with a friend of mine. During the previews, they had one of those TLC "life lessons" commercials. There was a woman walking around her apartment, seemingly asking a partner what they'd like to watch that night. As she rounded the corner, you saw that she was actually talking to a group of cats lying on her bed. The narrator came on and said, "Dating is awkward. But, so is being the crazy cat lady." At least, it was something to that effect.

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Here's my perception of what a chick thinks about when she jacks off. Let's start with hot European guys with ripped muscles and really expensive cars. OK, that's a start, that might get her nipples hard, that's about it. OK, that dude she met last night with the sexy Spanish accent and sweet dance moves. That might get her a little more aroused. But still not there yet. She needs a little extra something. Then it comes to her. KITTENS! So tiny and cute, it tickles her inside. She finishes strong.

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