Katie Holmes

Kareena at Her Hottest Best !

bollywood | India | kareena kapoor | Katie Holmes

A forthcoming Yashraj Films’ production promises to present Kareena Kapoor in her hottest avatar till date.

We have already reported that Kareena has returned to Yash Raj camp by signing the banner’s next movie, to be directed by scriptwriter Victor.

Information trickling from various sources now reveals that Kareena will be playing a very glamourous role in the film. In fact, one source goes on to say that she would be her sexiest best in the movie.

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Alien Emissary Violates Human Girl!

Celebrity Gossip | entertainment | Katie Holmes | manodogs | marriage | Tom Cruise

The powerful anti-brainwave machine of the Thetan army kept me from noticing this one earlier, but I eventually found it. It appears my human wiles proved too much for their "clearing."

Thetan ambassador, Tom Cruise, has finally managed to ensnare the once lovely Katie Holmes, of Dawson's Creek fame. And even though the two ostensibly had a young, alien halfbreed out of wedlock, rumors persist as to whether or not he has actually sunk his proboscis into the soft, fleshiness of her... flesh. Or whatever.

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My thoughts on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

actor | actresses | Celebrity | Gossip | Katie Holmes | nicole kidman | rich and famous | stars | Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretty much took the world by surprise.

It really shocked me when Tom and Nicole Kidman got a divorce. She is a beautiful and well established actress. They seemed happy together. Then BOOM.

Next, we have Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch, getting Brooke Shields mad, and acting crazy over Katie Holmes. And in my opinion, I don't think they are well matched. What tom was experiencing was lust.

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Aliens Time-Travel to Wed in Medieval Castle - Walken to Play Osbourne

Celebrity Gossip | christopher walken | entertainment | Katie Holmes | manodogs | ozzy | Tom Cruise

Okay, not exactly, but who knows how these things work?

Last week, I reported that famous Thetans, Cruise and Holmes (sounds like a Vaudevillian comedy duo, doesn't it?), are set to marry. Today, I learned that plans are in the works for them to tie the knot at a famous Medieval castle near Rome.

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Thetans to Marry! World Invasion Imminent!

Celebrity | entertainment | humor | Katie Holmes | manodogs | movies | Tom Cruise

It's official: this is the Seventh Sign. Thetans unite!

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Tom Cruise's Paramount Mission Impossible

Baby Suri | Katie Holmes | Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and his bride, Katie Holmes were much in the media's eye this spring when the couples pregnancy was followed down to the most minute (and very personal details.)
I'm Steve Lee and I wrote "Summation for the Defense of Tom Cruise" to explain the "backstory" of why Tom Cruise had to travel throughout Europe promoting his latest film Mission Impossible III, and having to be away from Katie Holmes for several weeks during the final month before the delivery of their daughter.

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TomKat's Baby Suri

baby names | Katie Holmes | Suri | Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes recently delivered a baby girl and decided to call her Suri.

I thought this name was odd when I first heard it, but that seems to be the trend in baby names these days, especially celebrity baby names.

The initial reports claimed that Suri meant "Rose" or "Princess". A more recent news story, however, says that the most common meaning for this name is "Get out of here" - similar to our word "Scram".

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Have a Baby Girl!

baby | Katie Holmes | Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes gave birth to her daughter today! Her daughter's name is Suri which means "princess" in Hebrew and "rose" in Persian.

The baby was 7lbs 7oz and 20 inches long.

I wonder if she had an epidural or not. A week or so ago Tom Cruise said if she wanted an epidural, she'd get it, despite his talk about not liking drugs for things like postpartum depression. He had also said she could make as much noise as she wants. So I guess that's good. The whole being "silent" while giving birth is just for the other people present, that the woman in labor can make as much noise as she wanted, but that it was just meant to be a calm and special time.

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