Blogger Party - jokes

Browsing the Web with clumsy fingers may lead to the discovery of some inconspicuous/obscure websites

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:46:01 -0400

How many times have you mistyped a website’s URL and ended up viewing a website other than the website you originally intended to visit?

Being clumsy with the keyboard, I had been in that situation countless times which usually resulted to any one of these:

a browser error saying that the URL cannot be found;
getting redirected to a search engine/site of some sort, sometimes telling me that the URL I have entered is still “available”; or
ending up on some website, the URL of which is entirely different from what I have (mis)typed which often have left me wondering how I got there (considering that the URL I have entered is non-existent).

Anyway, some time last week I had a slightly different experience. I was intending to go to www.google.com, but my clumsy pinky dived for the “Enter” key before I was able to type in anything after the second “g”.

For the People - So funny

Tue, 13 May 2008 23:46:01 -0400

Four men gather on the top of a 30-story building, an East Indian, a Japanese, a Native American, and a White man.

The East Indian guy says, "this is for my people!" and he jumps off the building.

Make your girlfriend happy:

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:37:40 -0400

Admit when you're wrong and don't be too stubborn. If you have really messed it up, you might want to plan a special date to apologize. Don't just apologize though, back it up with actions. And always give her a cooling period if she's really mad and then offer to work it out.

Who thinks up these things? Naughty Application

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:18:17 -0400

I got this as a bulletin on Myspace. It's so funny! I really have to think about who makes up these bulletins. I also wonder if anyone really fills them out.

Question 21 really got me..... What is sweet torture?

FUNNY HORSES Collection: Top 8 Funny Horses Jokes from Funny Horses Cartoons

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:06:29 -0500

Funny Horse Joke #1:
(Contributed by anonymous)

What animal has more "hands" than feet?
Why, a horse, of course!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

FUNNY HAMSTERS Collection: Top 4 Funny Hamsters Jokes from Funny Hamster Cartoons

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:16:01 -0500

Funny Hamster Joke #1:

What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?

I don't have a tale!
(Contributed by Jake, age 8, U.S, Texas)

FUNNY FROGS Collection: Top 10 Funny Frogs Jokes from Funny Frogs Cartoons

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:54:11 -0500

Funny Frogs Joke #1:

One day a baby Frog was talking to his mother.

Baby Frog: "Mama, who is smarter a Chicken or a Frog?"

Mother Frog: "Why baby, we are of course!"

FUNNY FISH Collection: Top 8 Funny Fish Jokes from Funny Fish Cartoons

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:28:47 -0500

Funny Fish Joke #1:

A young zealous boy wanted desperately to work at a department store. He approached the store manager who responded they needed no help.

Joke (Naughty)

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:53:18 -0500

Two buddies are hunting in the woods when one says to the other, "Hey, i can see your house from here...and, wait! Your wife is in her room with some other guy."

The other says: "Alright, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates."

Divorce (funny)

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:51:48 -0500

I received this joke in my inbox, and it's not one I've heard before. I thought I'd share it with everyone.

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

What men really mean

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:34:53 -0500

What men really mean!

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

Male Frogs Becoming Female; Female Frogs Object

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:19:55 -0500

Another funny one!

Male Frogs Becoming Female; Female Frogs Object
by: Tom Attea

In an alarming development, male tadpoles, when exposed to pollutants that either are or resemble estrogen, frequently grow up to become female frogs. Apparently, the transformation is occurring with such frequency that it partly accounts for the dramatic decrease scientists have recorded in the frog population.

Would you kiss my dog?

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:43:31 -0500

This was to funny for me to pass by. I get a mental picture reading it lol.

Would You Kiss My Dog?
by: Chuck Lunsford

You might think twice before allowing a dog to give you a big wet kiss if you know what I know. I also want to apologize in advance to all dog lovers. I remain an admirer of dogs, just from a distance where my face is out of reach of their over-exuberant tongues.

How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:09:12 -0500

This was so funny that I had to share.

How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots
by: Ben Goode

Are the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like the world must think you are an idiot?

Where did the joke ‘why did the chicken cross the road’ come from and why is it funny?

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:33:02 -0400

Firstly, I don’t know the answer to the question in the title so this is me asking rather than me explaining. And I don’t know why it’s funny either. I don’t even know if it is funny. But what is funny is that I think I can still remember the first time I heard it, even though I was very young. It is probably one of my earliest memories and I didn’t find it funny then either. I just assumed I was missing something and that it had went over my head.