jokes

Four men gather on the top of a 30-story building, an East Indian, a Japanese, a Native American, and a White man.

The East Indian guy says, "this is for my people!" and he jumps off the building.

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Admit when you're wrong and don't be too stubborn. If you have really messed it up, you might want to plan a special date to apologize. Don't just apologize though, back it up with actions. And always give her a cooling period if she's really mad and then offer to work it out.

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I got this as a bulletin on Myspace. It's so funny! I really have to think about who makes up these bulletins. I also wonder if anyone really fills them out.

Question 21 really got me..... What is sweet torture?

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Funny Horse Joke #1:
(Contributed by anonymous)

What animal has more "hands" than feet?
Why, a horse, of course!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

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Funny Hamster Joke #1:

What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?

I don't have a tale!
(Contributed by Jake, age 8, U.S, Texas)

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Funny Frogs Joke #1:

One day a baby Frog was talking to his mother.

Baby Frog: "Mama, who is smarter a Chicken or a Frog?"

Mother Frog: "Why baby, we are of course!"

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Funny Fish Joke #1:

A young zealous boy wanted desperately to work at a department store. He approached the store manager who responded they needed no help.

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Two buddies are hunting in the woods when one says to the other, "Hey, i can see your house from here...and, wait! Your wife is in her room with some other guy."

The other says: "Alright, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates."

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I received this joke in my inbox, and it's not one I've heard before. I thought I'd share it with everyone.

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

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What men really mean!

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

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Another funny one!

Male Frogs Becoming Female; Female Frogs Object
by: Tom Attea

In an alarming development, male tadpoles, when exposed to pollutants that either are or resemble estrogen, frequently grow up to become female frogs. Apparently, the transformation is occurring with such frequency that it partly accounts for the dramatic decrease scientists have recorded in the frog population.

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This was to funny for me to pass by. I get a mental picture reading it lol.

Would You Kiss My Dog?
by: Chuck Lunsford

You might think twice before allowing a dog to give you a big wet kiss if you know what I know. I also want to apologize in advance to all dog lovers. I remain an admirer of dogs, just from a distance where my face is out of reach of their over-exuberant tongues.

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This was so funny that I had to share.

How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots
by: Ben Goode

Are the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like the world must think you are an idiot?

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Firstly, I don’t know the answer to the question in the title so this is me asking rather than me explaining. And I don’t know why it’s funny either. I don’t even know if it is funny. But what is funny is that I think I can still remember the first time I heard it, even though I was very young. It is probably one of my earliest memories and I didn’t find it funny then either. I just assumed I was missing something and that it had went over my head.

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This is cross posted on my Blogger page.

Yes. It's true, I co-own a joke site. Who would have thought right?

So here's the thing: I need more jokes on my site. A couple of my friends have been forwarding me their jokes, and that helps, but I really need people to actually join as members and add their jokes to the site. Maybe even send a joke to your friends by sending them a link to the site.

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