gratuitous sex

A man in Lincoln County, Tennessee was arrested for sexually abusing nursing home patients. Thad Eatherly faces six counts of rape against a handicapped man and another unknown patient.

Investigators don't know how long supervisors knew about the abuse before it was reported to the proper authorities. Fayetteville Police Detective Joel Massey said an employee alerted authorities about what was happening to patients inside the nursing homes.

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