funny stuff

Four men gather on the top of a 30-story building, an East Indian, a Japanese, a Native American, and a White man.

The East Indian guy says, "this is for my people!" and he jumps off the building.

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I got this as a bulletin on Myspace. It's so funny! I really have to think about who makes up these bulletins. I also wonder if anyone really fills them out.

Question 21 really got me..... What is sweet torture?

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Two buddies are hunting in the woods when one says to the other, "Hey, i can see your house from here...and, wait! Your wife is in her room with some other guy."

The other says: "Alright, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates."

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I received this joke in my inbox, and it's not one I've heard before. I thought I'd share it with everyone.

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

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Another funny one!

Male Frogs Becoming Female; Female Frogs Object
by: Tom Attea

In an alarming development, male tadpoles, when exposed to pollutants that either are or resemble estrogen, frequently grow up to become female frogs. Apparently, the transformation is occurring with such frequency that it partly accounts for the dramatic decrease scientists have recorded in the frog population.

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I saw this on madblast.com and I had to share. It's so funny.

Description: President George W. Bush needs money bad to pay for the war in Iraq, so former president Bill Clinton has an idea - they should make a "Sex tape, baby!" just like Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton! Sung to Kid Rock's "Cowboy," George and Bill just need a hi-8 and some drunk interns for their presidential sex tape, then the girls can come "and take a ride on Air Force One." Now if they can just keep Hillary away.....

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Just when you think you're heard it all, something else pops up. No pun intended.

On Thursday, a post center in Auckland, New Zealand was evacuated and shut down due to a package that they believed contained a bomb. The package originated from China. An x-ray machine detected the suspicious wiring in the package, and it was placed in an overnight bomb safe. Emergency services were not notified until the next morning.

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[If you go to this website it is great funny story.]

[http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/] do not add the quote symbols.This is a very funny story about a guy pranking a telemarketer.