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The FDA has lifted its salmonella warning on tomatoes saying that even though the outbreak isn’t over, it is slowing down. They also say that the tomatoes currently in the stores are safe to eat. Hot peppers, jalapenos, and serranos are still under warning.

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1) Don't smoke: Smoking after a meal is equal to smoking 10 cigarettes.

2) Don't eat fruits: This could cause the stomach to bloat with air. Therefore, eat fruits only an hour or two after meals.

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1. Fried Foods That Are Frightening
2. Steakhouse Stories That Scare
3. Manufacturers Mislead Many
4. Burgers That Are Bigger and Biggest
5. Awful Appetisers
6. Cakes and Cookies That Are Calorie Clogged
7. Diet Drinks That Deceive
8. High Calorie Horrors
9. Diet Disasters When Dining Out
10. Super Sized Servings That Sabotage Your Diet

1. Fried Foods That Are Frightening

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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!

DANGEROUS -- What's for dinner?

SAFER -- Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST -- Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS -- Are you wearing that?

SAFER -- Gee, you look good in brown.

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My waitressing Horror Stories

And you think your day is going bad…

I used to work at Ruby Tuesdays. Let me tell you, I have never worked anywhere like this. I had some of the most bizarre thing happen, some are almost comical, others are plain awful. Here they are in random order:

1. A lady asked if she was allowed to sit and eat at the salad bar.

2. A group of teenagers came in, sit down to eat. They ordered then one of them went to the bathroom. A few minutes later he came out. Suddenly the fire alarm went off. Apparently the kid had set a fire in the middle of the bathroom floor for no reason. Now, just out of curiosity, wouldn’t you (if you were actually going to do an idiotic thing like this) set the fire AFTER you ate?

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