Blogger Party - Dude and Dude

Dude and Dude: Fashion

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:17:34 -0500

My "farewell to Bloggerparty" post.

* * * *

“Woooo hoooo!!!”

“Not right in my ear, dude! I can hear you already! Or, I could, once.”

“Sorry, dude. I kinda lost it for a second. But look at this, you’ll see why.”

Dude and Dude: Thanksgiving

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:28:30 -0500

"C'mon, dude, you ready yet?"

" ... huuunngghh ..."

"Look, dude. It's not my fault you spent three days in line waitin' to blow your blog profits plus half the rent money on one of those goddam PS3s, then stayed up all night figuring out that your PS2 disks don't work in it. Now, we gotta roll!"

"Roll what, dude? I could use a toke ..."

"You're S.O.L., dude. It's not a what, it's a where. O Ceallaigh's got a family besides us, y'know. And we're goin' to go see 'em."

Dude and Dude: Late

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:54:11 -0400

“Dude! Back already? What happened to that hot date?"

“Got shot down, dude."

“No shit, dude. Update the webpage for the latest no news. Didn’t live up to your blog again, eh?"

Dude and Dude: Health Insurance

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:08:40 -0400

“Ahh … SHIT!!"

“Expletive deleted to you too, dude. Where the hell’d you learn to sneeze like that?"

“Just tedding you how I feel, dude. Ahhh …"

“Well, think of something cleaner. You want to get us kicked off AdSense?"

“I don’ staht feerling bedda soon, ain’t gon’ be kickin’ me off. Won’ be he’ to kick. We fin’ any doc’s yet?"

“Yeah. Now ask if we can afford any of ‘em. Even without hacking off Google."

Dude and Dude: Ten Commandments

Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:59:34 -0400

“Hey dude! C’mere! Check this out!"

“Chicks or money, dude?"

“Alright, then, don’t check this out. See if I care."

“Can’t take the chance, dude. I still remember when … Whoh-ah! Dig that buzz cut! What’s he want?"

Dude and Dude: The Departure

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 15:49:10 -0400

“Hey dude, you should have come with me to the A’s game tonight! It was fan … Where the hell is everything?!?"

“In the car, dude. Thanks for the help."

“In the car why, dude? What’s going on? That cash I gave you for the rent counterfeit or something?"

“The only thing bogus about that money was how you got it. And obviously you were too busy smoking the profits to …"

Dude and Dude Dialogue for Dollars

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 15:18:21 -0400

“Hey, dude."

“DUUUUDE!?! Where the hell you been?"

“Well, you know, dude. Out."

“No shit, dude. On a good day, you’re out. Way out. Out to lunch. With the scientologists. But you won the prize this time. I was just about to clear out your room. The rent’s gotta get paid, you know."

“Funny you should mention the rent …"

“Wha … What’s this? Real money? You’re not begging me off? What bank’d you rob to get it?"

Dude and Dude Discover Evil

Sat, 13 May 2006 03:43:03 -0400

“Hey dude, I’ve been looking all over for y… oh, no!"

“MOO-HA-H… Hey, come back here, dude! Where you goin’?"

“Somewhere safe, dude. And far, far away. Like Afghanistan, maybe. Where I don’t have to listen to left-handed laughing cows. ‘moOO-HA-HAAAarrgh.’. Man, that was old before Dudley Do-Right could tell the difference between Nell and a horse!"

Dude and Dude Practice Anger Management

Tue, 09 May 2006 05:01:37 -0400

“Dude! What did you do with the shampoo this ti… yeACK!!�?

“Yes, dude? How can I help you?�?

“Je-HEE-sus! You practicin’ for a role in a splatter movie or somethin’?�?

“I’m smilin’, dude.�?

“Ah huh. Man, that ray would wipe the Matrix. Do me a favor. If that’s your smile, go back to scowling. It’s friendlier.�?

“Can’t do that, dude.�?

Dude and Dude's Week Off

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 14:19:20 -0400

"Dude! Wake up!"

"...zzmHuh? Whafor? It's still morning, dude! What's your problem? Is Paris Hilton here?"

"You think I'd be waking you up if she was? No, man, this is important! O Ceallaigh's heading out of town!"

"No way."

"Way."

"Way where?"

"Way out there, man. All the way out to Maine. Says he's gotta go install a, what was it now, 'scanning erectron microscope', or something like that."

Dude and Dude Find Love and GREAT ADS Online

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 21:59:02 -0400

“See ya later, dude."

"Ok, du … Where’re you going?"

“Out."

“Out where?"

“Earth to Dude. It’s Saturday night. Remember? Drinks? Chicks? I was going to invite you, but you and that computer have such a thing going, I couldn’t get a word in edgewise."

“Sure, like you’re going to get chicks.

“Like you’re going to do any better sitting there."

Dude and Dude: Listen To Your Heart

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:24:58 -0400

“Hey dude, have you seen the …"

“Shhhh!"

“Who how why…?"

“I’m listening".

“Without earbuds? To what? All I hear is the same street noises we’ve been hearing since we moved into this dump."

PHISHING

Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:06:23 -0400

Phishing: as the name suggests is not the same as simply 'fishing'. This is one of the latest in series of Internet hacking and is a crime.

In the absence of any clear cut global IT laws, many guys are freely PHISHING on the 'net while you surf, they steal your invaluable data, credit card details etc. online and you even dont know it.

There are smart hackers, like smart technology, they designed many such programmes so while you are online they can gather much and required info from you PC including your credit / debit card details etc. .

Dude and Dude: A Girl With a Swan

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 20:59:47 -0500

“What’re you laughin’ at, dude?�?

“This picture, dude. Of this girl ridin’ a swan. She says everybody (heeee) likes it. Here, have a look.�?

“Nothin’ wrong with this picture. You got somethin’ ‘gainst hot chicks? That I oughta know about? Too bad she got stuck, like it says here. That must’ve …�?