1) In a fit of enthusiasm, desiring to awaken a schoolmate to engage in more drinking (it was only three in the morning), I punched my hand through his dorm room window, shattering it. I was unscathed but the other dorm inhabitants promptly labeled me loco (or the Chinese equivilant of "loco" as we were in Singapore).

2) I learned that hookers MUST wear shoes.

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