Why Dane Cook's Birthday Makes Me Happy

Celebrities | Dane Cook

I was thrilled to hear that Dane Cook just had a birthday and turned 36. I'm so tired of so many hotties being so young that I can't have a crush on them.

Somehow, for me, the older woman, younger man thing just doesn't work. It works for other people, but even in my fantasies I can't imagine myself in a successful relationship with a significantly younger man. Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine (in the right light), that guy who plays Jim on The Office... all varying degrees of adorable, and all pathetically young. Pity.

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