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Anyone want to learned vietnamese? I can teach y'all. A couple of phrases a day. Nah.. what am I talking about? I am not good in the vietnamese language. How do you translate dementor (harry potter) into vietnamese? I don't even know. I don't know anything. Why am I writing this? I don't know.

As I sit here, admiring your beauty
Your blue eyes and your golden hair take my breathe away
The way you smile, just make my heart melt

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It's cold here today, so I dressed for the elements, throwing on comfortable, worn jeans, a heavy dark blue sweater, well broken-in combat boots, and my Belgian army coat. I didn't wear a tie, mainly because I don't own one and the concept puzzles me.

My girlfriend, who works as a manager in a fairly posh department store, was pointing out ties on a television program the other day. She wanted me to guess their costs and my answer was always like Rain Man, "About a hundred dollars." To my surprise, I wasn't far off. One hundred dollars for this "item?" I could be a land baron in Costa Rica for one hundred dollars.

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