Captain Bad Ass

The Oscars, Flavor Flav, & CAPTAIN BAD ASS

"The Broke Back Mountain" Best Picture loss at the OSCARS really hit Captain Bad Ass hard and he still isn't over it. I think some Hermaphrodite movie beat out Broke Back Mountain. Somehow The Captain will have to develop the strength to carry on because sometimes "It's Hard Out There For A Pimp".

God, what a Great song by the way (from HUSTLE & FLOW Music and Lyric by Jordan Houston, Cedric Coleman and Paul Beauregard). They really deserved the Academy Award although I heard Lauren Bacall hit the Bricks when the group Three 6 Mafia hit the stage to perform the song, Mickey Rooney had a heart attack, and Clint Eastwood reached for his Magnum and got ready to Shoot(pun intended) another Dirty Harry film just in case those guys got out of control.

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CAPTAIN BAD ASS and THE PUFFY CHAIR

Last Sunday, I repeated my role again as the Abusive Cop for Captain Bad Ass CAPTAINBADASS As usual, it was lots of fun and there was lots of improving. All of the scenes involved me training a Rookie Cop(played by Michael don't know his last name) the ropes Corrupt Cop style like Denzel Washington in Training Day or Matt Dillon in Crash.

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