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Satellite and cellular phones are wireless devices.They almost look alike but the way they work is totally different.A cellular phone functions on the basis of cells,and hence are called cell phones.The whole network area is divided into small areas and an antenna is installed in each area.These are also called towers.When a cellular phone is mvoing,it enters from one cell to another.When it crosses the border of one cell,the phone sends a signal to the MTSO(Mobile Telephone Switching Office).With the help of control channel the database of the MTSO relocates the phone in a new cell or area.Satellite phones use Low Earth Orbiting(LEO) satellites.When a person makes a call from the handset,a signal goes to the nearest orbiting satellite.The satellite connects to the gateway or ground station.Then the gateway takes the call to the destination.

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Wait until I call your number,love! I liked this one folks!

One Friday night in a crowded downtown hotel a very large man sat down beside me and started banging the bar with his fist.

A very busy and flustered barmaid with three pints of beer in each hand said she would be right back to serve him.

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Most of you know that I have been posting interviews on the subject of men not calling women back after a wonderful first date. I can honestly say that I've contributed to this monstrosity. Ladies, before you go throwing tomatoes at me, let me explain.

When I was about 17 (young, fresh and stupid) I went out on a date with Charlene Brady. I thought she was the finest thing since sliced bread. Of course, I thought her to be miles and miles away from my social caste and decided that I wouldn't pursue her at first.

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There is a new service available called Ether. It is currently still in the beta testing phase, but I was lucky enough to be accepted. The way this service works is that someone signs up and they are assigned a phone number. They set a price, and people call call them for their advertised service.

As an already established internet researcher, this is quite a boon. I'm now able to offer my researching skills worldwide. Need to know how fast a crocodile can move, but you are away from the internet? Need the name of a pizza place in Hong Kong and you only have your cellphone available? Need to know whether a package was delivered, but you are away from home? I can check all of these things.

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