bored

Today was a disappointing day of sorts. I really couldn’t do much on the moving front, so I surfed a bit; looking up more job posts and child care offerings on craigslist. And, left with little that I could actively pursue or investigate, my mind (as always) began to wander..................

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My parents met out in in a small town in north eastern Alaska. They met in Ambler and made a humble couple. My mothers wedding dress was an esquimo calico, my father wore black jeans and a maroon dress shit.

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My parents met out in in a small town in north eastern Alaska. They met in Ambler and made a humble couple. My mothers wedding dress was an esquimo calico, my father wore black jeans and a maroon dress shit.

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so im sitting at home. im bored out of my mind. and im wondering if anyone is on. i wanna start a chat. um. we can talk about anything.

Dear ____________.

As taken aback as I was by your magnanimous review of my picture, I’m somewhat perturbed by your adolescent infatuation with the media’s Darling de jour, and I wonder if you realize just how puerile you come across when comparing me with an airbrushed image of a doubtlessly surgically-altered woman whose pinups provide orgasmic fodder for many a young boy who can’t differentiate product from reality. Also, if you read something more substantial than People magazine or Entertainment Weekly, you’d know that it was Helen of Troy’s face that launched those thousand ships. (She was one of the seminal Hollywood starlets along with Cleopatra, Delilah et al.) Nonetheless, I’m so glad you approve of tanned women even only if they remind you of your “greatest love� at age 10, which may explain a few things concerning your attitudes towards women, and maybe your obsession with the Angelinas of the world. And in reply to your final question, yes I’m positive that I’m not one of those Hollywood “stars;� for one thing, I never had the fat from my ass transferred to my lips nor have I ever felt the need to retrofit my breasts with saline sacs in order to titillate my fans. Since I’m replying to your questions, I have one for you: Is your _______moniker an inventive amalgam of Corto (the Italian word for “short�) and Cock (the colloquial equivalent of “penis�)? I’m sure it’s just imaginative whimsy on my part – fueled in part by your over-compensatory obsequiousness – but I just had to ask. Have a splendiferous day _______!

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Hey guys. Its been a while since I last wrote on this site and I was wondering what every one was up to. I don't have much to say right now because I am so bored in nyc lol. I am just wanting to see what was up with the site you know? If any one wants to be my friend on here, let me know. Thanks guys :-)

I'm so bored. I don't have anything to write about.

seriously!

here's a couple of stupid pics in the meantime.

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