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The New Millennium Devil's Dictionary - Balance

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BALANCE, n. Archaic (no digital readout, no computer interface) weighing instrument consisting of a beam placed midships on a fulcrum. The beam can be detached and used to beat up on those who dare to disagree with the owner of the device.

    One day blind Justice stumbled into court,
    To hoist her scales and from them make report
    Of the facts that up til then had come to her estate;

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