An Incovenient Truth

Wild mind wild mind
Do you commit crimes?
Do you have a good time?
Do you have peace of mind?

Don’t be so dramatic you slob
This is how I get away from my job
Where lives the ugly hogs
Whose brains are full of dark logs.

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No, I haven’t seen the movie An Inconvenient Truth. The one about global warming starring Al Gore, in case you’ve been spending all your time lately reading “Flavor Flav and Hoopz Don’t Last". Why haven’t I seen it? ‘Cause I’m a marine biologist, working in an oceanography laboratory. Check the sidebar. We do this for a living. Greenhouse Gas Effects R Us. We could have told you all this years ago. Lord knows we tried. Hell, I even tried here, on this blog. That entry got fewer hits in nine months than Flavor Flav gets in a day. The NOAA guys have tried. They got muzzled for it. Remember?

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