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Thanks dad, for that orgasm you had back in the day. I hope Mom (may she rest in peace) enjoyed it too. She was likely more surprised than the mindless me that you opted for an absentee status from that point on. It’s all good, though. At least we share the transient bliss of your ejaculation. For the species, I always say.

It may have been helpful to have a man-mentor to show me how to be a man in the world. But, hey…you did your part. No shooting of the proverbial wad, no me. Right? Again, it’s all good.

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