humour

Humour the spice of life...

First published at Qassia:

1/ Sunday Edition:

The irate customer calling the local newspaper office loudly demanded to know where the 'Sunday edition' was?

"Excuse me ma'am." the receptionist interrupted,"today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday."

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a cat had a very long working life on a farm where she had to chase mice, make sure chickens and sheep were in order and sleep in a rotting, cold barn. God met her at the gates and asked, "what would you like now puss?"

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Imagination is the ability to form mantal images, or the ability to generate images within one's own mind . It helps provide meaning to experience and understanding to knowledge; it is a fundamental facility through which people make sense of the world and it also plays a key role in the learning process A basic training for imagination is the listening to story telling, in which the exactness of the chosen words is the fundamental factor to 'evoke worlds'.

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This was so funny that I had to share.

How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots
by: Ben Goode

Are the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like the world must think you are an idiot?

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More from the mad, the bad, the sad and the weird: Odd deaths and diets.

The second part and finale to last weeks screamers:

Many deaths occurred in 2007 that were, sadly, hardly noticed. To die lonely and hardly missed must be a terrible contemplation.

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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a

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a general wins a battle. media persons "congrats general, for your terrific victory"
general "nothing goes to my personal credit ,all credit to fellow armymen."

a month later his wife gave birth to a child.

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Firstly, I don’t know the answer to the question in the title so this is me asking rather than me explaining. And I don’t know why it’s funny either. I don’t even know if it is funny. But what is funny is that I think I can still remember the first time I heard it, even though I was very young. It is probably one of my earliest memories and I didn’t find it funny then either. I just assumed I was missing something and that it had went over my head.

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I happen to come acoss this comic book which found this rather interesting humour. The story was that there was a man who went around the town and claimed to give divine treatment. He took out a basket of pills and when his finger goes near to one of the pills, it was drawn up to it. The people in the town were amazed by his special power to pick the pill in this way. One day, a guy saw what he has done and decided to learn this magic.

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This is cross posted on my Blogger page.

Yes. It's true, I co-own a joke site. Who would have thought right?

So here's the thing: I need more jokes on my site. A couple of my friends have been forwarding me their jokes, and that helps, but I really need people to actually join as members and add their jokes to the site. Maybe even send a joke to your friends by sending them a link to the site.

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One night, two persons were waiting for the lift, a man and a woman. After some time, the lift came and they went in. The man pressed the level of his choice and asked the lady which floor she would like to go. The woman replied and the man nodded his head and pressed the level of the woman's choice. Then suddenly the woman saw someone rushing to the lift and she pressed the 'open' button as fast as she could. But, she was injured after that. Why?

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One day at a barbeque, one friend was telling a story to a group of people. When he mentioned that a prince known as Cao Cao led 730,000 soldiers to jiangnan during the Three Kingdoms Period, the guy who was barbecuing the food said to him: " Hey, you're wrong! It was 830,000 soldiers." Then they began to argue with one another.

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Heard of jump? Jump is actually a famous comedy martial arts play. The main martial art the cast practised is Taekwondo. The cast is from korea and their performance is well-received in other countries as well.

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There was this night, I stayed up rather late to catch a very exciting drama serial. Suddenly, I just feel like having a bite and I went in to the kitchen to search for food. Then I remembered that I had bought a sandwich earlier and decided to check out whether it is still there.

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One day at a restaurant, my friend was saying that he's really hungry. The food got to be here before he starts to get angry. These two words does rum indeed. At the the other table there was another man who rather agitated and had asked the waitress to come over for the third time,"execuse me, where's my food? Can you pls make it hurry?" The waitress replied,"sure it will be here any moment soon, are you rushing for time, sir?" The guy just stood up and exclaimed: "No! I'm really hungry, i just want to eat something!" The waitress immediately went into the kitchen hurry the chefs and serve him the food as soon as possible.

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