comedy

The comedian George Carlin has died at the age of 71 of heart failure on Sunday. He has had a history of heart problems and was taken to St. John’s Medical Center in Santa Monica after complaining about having chest pains on Sunday afternoon. He died later that evening. He has done comedy shows for many years and has even done appearances in movies. He is famous for his “Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV” routine.

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I just wanted to share this clip with bloggerparty members in case you haven't seen it, you may get a good laugh out of it. It gave me a good laugh. The scene looks like it is from the show "Malcolm in the Middle", a show I never really watched.

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This comedy fiction is made up of eight stories, all written by P.G. Wodehouse (1881 – 1975). He was born in Surrey England and eventually became an American citizen in 1955.

“From the moment Jeeves glides into Bertie Wooster’s life, providing him with a magical hangover cure, Bertie knows he has found the gentleman’s gentleman. Jeeves saves the chronically befuddled Bertie from every jam, even going so far as to follow him to the wilds of New York City.”

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Wow, two posts in one day??? Well, I just couldn't help myself since I got to see this movie yesterday. It all began the other day after my brother's girlfriend bought a couple DVD's. We got to talking about movies we'd like to see and I said "I really want to see 'Run fatboy, Run!'." They both exchanged confused glances before admitting they had no idea what I was talking about! Er, nothing new there. {sigh}

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I was fortunate enough to get to interview the director of Don't Explain the new DVD by my favorite comedy duo, the Umbilical Brothers. Jim Hare does behind-the-scenes work for many comedy acts and musicians, including well-known bands like Silverchair and many others. If you have an interest in checking out my conversation with the ever-interesting Mr. Hare, the link is here:

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I love this episode. We see George tell the truth almost all the way through the episode and in a way, it was refreshing for a new side of George Costanza. I thought the "opposite of tuna" argument was very funny. George says the opposite of tuna is chicken salad. Jerry said it is salmon. As a Seinfeld fan, what do YOU think is the opposite of tuna? Feel free to comment on this.

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It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber

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Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.

"The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."

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Here comes that stupid fool Deez
He’s such a jerk he makes me so peeved
Has that serious control everybody disease
Wants everyone to get on their knees.

What’s wrong with him anyway
Who made him turn out that way

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Geeks rule the world
You don’t think that’s true
Look around you fool
At every corporate tool
And every politician fool
Do you think they’re cool?

No no no that isn’t the case
Look at the cool people

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Run away Run away
Here comes Jack he wants to play
He’ll just get in our way
Of having a wonderful day.

First he’ll tell us he wants to play
Then start complaining about his day
Doesn’t he know that’s not the way

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See that money run
Run and chase it son
Just like everyone
Who lives under the sun.

You’ll hate all money when
You don’t have any to spend
When you do have it then
You’ll fall in love with it again.

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Everybody let’s get together
But let’s not talk about the weather
Or comment on each other’s sweater
Not talk about days that felt better.

That would really be quite boring
Who really cares if it is storming

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This is Zoe. She is wanted for grand theft auto. Be on the lookout for a small white dog, which is mostly fox terrier. She has brown spots around the eyes and weighs less than 10 lbs. There is a two thousand dollar reward for her capture.

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I love ink pens. I like to buy a new pack of ink pens every time I go to the store. The more the better. In fact, Walgreen’s has a sale on ink pens every time school season gets close. With a coupon, you can get a pack of 10 for only 39 cents. I would buy my limit of ink pens at one store and then grab more coupons and drive to the next store. I bought about 500 ink pens that week. I never have to buy another one, but I still do when I get a chance.

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