My head hurts, my neck hurts, my ear hurts. There is a gland behind my ear that is so swollen it feels like an outgrowth of bone. We aren't talking tender and puffy, we are talking rock hard swollen. Ouch is all I can say.

I worked too hard this week, which is probably why the ear infection got so bad. This used to happen to me a lot pre-kids, when I worked two full time jobs. It's my body's way of forcing me to slow down.

Maybe I'll start a clothing line, like Gwen Stefani's lamb clothes. Then I can just sit back and rake in the money.