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Submitted by ALLANWANDE on May 17, 2006 - 4:26am.

An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja.
She was booked for an economy class seat...Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the 1st class cabin. The attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit, she refused. She had paid & wanted the best seat.

The attendant informed the Junior pilot. The Junior pilot went and spoke with her and she still refused. Then the Junior pilot went to inform the chief pilot. The chief pilot said, I'm married to an illiterate; I'll talk to her. The chief went and whispered some words to the woman and she peacefully stood-up and went to her economy class seat. The attendant and the Junior pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell her?

The chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that 1st class is not going to Abuja.
have a lovely day.

Whatever happens, make sure you don't play the fool! Stay enlightened.

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Hey, Whether It's 22 words or 22,000 words,It's Still Plagiarism

Submitted by Evil_Bob on May 17, 2006 - 5:46am.

Every time you post I'm going to be here slapping this up side your head and enough people will see it enough times that you will be lucky to get 5 reads in a week.

http://copyscape.com/view.php?o=70760&u=http%3A%2F%2Fgroups.yahoo.com%2Fgroup%2Fmkyuttheatre_roots%2Fmessages%2F101%3Fviscount%3D100&t=1147872656&s=http%3A%2F%2Fbloggerparty.com%2Fstay_enlightened&w=22&c=

This page has 22 words matching your text, as highlighted by Copyscape.

Your Not Welcome,
Evil_Bob

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Thanks EvilBob. I never

Submitted by IntricateGirl on May 17, 2006 - 6:14am.

Thanks EvilBob. I never knew a site like that existed. Very cool.

You better be careful. Doing things that make people thank you isn't evil. Or is it more evil since I'm also all about causing naughtiness? lol

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There can be a mix of honor in Evil IntricateGirl although...

Submitted by Evil_Bob on May 17, 2006 - 6:38am.

...the EVIL usually outweighs the honor. As I proclaimed yesterday in a related posting, EVEN though I embrace the nature of Evil and do my utmost to promote it here and elsewhere, I also appreciate the ART of writing and the artful endevours of you, O'Ceallaigh, SharonHH, and the list could go on and on...If Allanwande were evil in the appreciable form of evil: taking pacifiers from babe's mouths, pulling puppies whiskers out, telling the awful truth to a short-bus canidate that the job market is limited to bait-shop owner-ship in a desert location, ect, ect then I would approach him differently, however he is a word "thief" and there is no honor among theives.

Evil_Bob

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Excellent point. :D

Submitted by IntricateGirl on May 17, 2006 - 6:44am.

Excellent point. :D

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My Thanks To You I-Girl

Submitted by Evil_Bob on May 17, 2006 - 7:01am.

Thank you, however, I have a inkling that this fellow may be a Lagos doofus-goofus, who will cry "foul" and try to explain away the obvious....I hope so anyway, then I can take off the gloves and the real fun will start!
MOO-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Evil_Bob

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