Mets lost to the Padres on friday night. The score was 2-1 in 14 innings.

Oh okay. I retract that statement.

If your Lakers are gonna make it to the second round, they are going to need to play a lot more defense than they are currently.

Victor Zambrano blows.

I agree whole heartedly. That has been my problem with them all year. They are very lazy on the defensive end. But in their defense, there are not many teams that play good defense versus the Suns and they held them to only 19 points in the second quarter. And the Suns dont play defense so there is always a chance to beat them.

Yes Zambrano does blow. I'm thinking our starting pitching is a tad bit questionable.

I think other than Zambrano and Bannister our starting pitching is ok and the bullpen is doing pretty good other than the guy we got for Benson (can't remember his name right now).

How about Wilbon being in the studio doing analysis.

That guy's name is Jorge Julio. I personally did not think we should have gotten rid of Benson. He was a very solid pitcher especially as the probable number three starter. Yea those guys have been okay thus far, but time only time will tell. I feel like we should be better in that area. It's like when I look at the Yankees and see all the hitters they got and the money they have, but their starting pitching is CHacon and Wang... It's rediculous.

I did notice Wilbon in the studio. He probably demanded it after Kornheiser got MNF. Nah just jokin. Wilbon is a good dude.

And I got some stories to tell...they involve hot tubs, being offered money for sex, and one night stands gone bad. I did not get to bed til 11 am on Saturday morning. I was still pretty drunk at that point and I hadnt had a drink for at least 5 hours

This what I expected when sports betting moved out west. It's about time.

i can say some of this stuff on bloggerparty.

It started off as a good night. We went to Hooters for happy hour. skipping some things. We got 2 pitchers. Humps did not drink any. Pops had about 3 and I had the rest so for me this means that I have to keep going. There is simply no need to drink 6 beers by about 630 and stop. So we get a bottle of something and keep the party going. It was light drinking at that point. Just trying to maintain. So we pick up Humps cousin from the Navy base. Made a to go bottle. Very strong. killed that before leaving the car. His cousin boy is not 21 so we find a club that will let him in for $20. The bouncer, I guess you say bouncer, was a lesbian. There is nothing wrong with it, but she was kind of butch with one of the illest shape ups I have seen. I need to ask her where she get her hair cut because I have yet to find a barber out here. She turned out to be really cool. She gave me her number and said she got hook ups at all the alot of the clubs in the area. Good shit. Also, she bought us all shots of Patron. Better shit. This club was pretty bad, but it was the only place that would let the young guy in. The music was like house music. I was beyond drunk so not much could bother me at that point. I was even making conversation with the bathroom attendant. Turns out he is from Mexico and he drives up here everyday just to work that job. I even asked a girl for a sip of her drink. It was a bloody Mary and I was curious. That shit look too nasty for me to buy an entire drink.

So we get out of the club and Humps met some girls. Somehow. Apparently at some point while he was talking to her, some random dude came up to her and said he would give her $200 bucks to have sex with his boy. Hilarious. Apparently Humps did not do anythng and she was kind of mad. I would have said something, but I aint trying to fight over some chick I only met 20 minutes ago. Anyways, me and Pops deduced that this would not ever happen to us yet it happens to Humps. I am sure it would not happen to you or Jose or just about anyone else. So they invite us to their house. I did not want to go, but I was pretty drunk and I was not driving. Long story short there was a hot tub that we had to break in to. At about 6 am I realized that I needed to go home. I called Ronnie and he got me. Luckily the girl had a computer around so I could get directions. I came home and I cooked for everyone. I made strawberry pancakes and there wer also bacon egg and cheese sandwiches and sausage egg and cheese muffins. I stayed up til 11 am. I tried t stay up til the alcohol wore off, but I just wouldnt.

I woke up and was hungover. But toaday I feel better. By the that was Humps' one night stand that went bad. There are other details I am leaving out like when I kind of flipped on them cuz they were calling me Jerome. I guess it was a culmination of being called Jamal, Jerome, Jarel, and any other name that is not Jamar when I clearly state my name as Jamar when asked. It is not hard. Ja-Mar.

That would definitely only happen to Humps. Were the girls good looking? How do you stay there until 6am and nothing happen? Obviously I have a lot of questions, but i'm not sure if this is the forum where you want to get into some of this stuff.

Well something could have happened. Humps and his cousin stayed there until the next afternoon, but I called Pops and told him to come get me. I dont remember them being that attractive. The girl Humps was with was okay. The other chick did not even put on a bathing suit to get in the hot tub, which is never a good sign. Yea this not the forum to get all of your questions answered. I will be getting back to you promptly. Basically he said the wrong thing and Humps is really not the one night stand dude anyways so you knew it was just a waist of time going there. I tried to believe in him, but after he didnt do anything this time, I know that it it is just not him and that is okay, but I refuse to have my time wasted again. It was on a silver platter. Believe me.