SPIDERS!

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I just rounded the corner on my way to the kitchen and I came face to face with a rather large spider. He froze, perhaps startled that I had caught him in a rather unspiderly lazy walk across the floor rather than showing off impressive spider feats like walking across the ceiling or wall. I've seen spiders run and they can really organize those eight legs to get a move on, but this one stayed frozen long enough for me to locate a suitable weapon (one that wouldn't suffer from wearing some smashed spider guts) and use it.

We had a bit of an infestation of these sizeable spiders a month or so ago. We'd find one a day, or thereabouts. A spider a day does NOT keep the doctor away, let me tell ya! Apparently this problem has plagued many in our area because I've heard friends talking about it as well.

I eventually got curious and had to google these creepy guys. They are called Huntsman spiders, amongst other things, and are relatively harmless. They can give a nasty bite if handled (FAT CHANCE) but they aren't poisonous.

It's funny, reading a bit about these spiders made me feel less completely creeped out by finding an occasional one streaking across the hall. Now, I'm not saying that we didn't spray the hell out of the house in hopes of driving them out (which seems to have worked, mostly), but still.

I hate spiders.

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IntricateGirl's picture

Just checking, but are you

Just checking, but are you sure? I had to google it because I was curious, even though it's going to give me nightmares tonight. Huntsmen spiders get to be up to 11 inches across. And straight up, the day I see my first 11" spider, I'm voluntarily checking into the nuthouse for a lobotomy so that I can get rid of the terrible image in my head. And the thought of a footlong spider strolling the halls everyday is my own personal version of hell. (I did just notice that they are located where you are, which means I'm never visiting your godforsaken state again! ;) )

We get hobo spiders around here. They are just as venomous as a brown recluse, but they have the additional "benefit" of being stupid. Lots of people think they are aggressive because they will run towards you and bite you, but actually, they are almost completely blind, and they run towards you because they are confused. I call them "Bush spiders" because they are dangerous and stupid, a horrible combination. ;) :D

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from what I've read

There are several subspecies of Huntsman spiders. Some do get that big (EEK!). The biggest one I've seen has been more like maybe 5 inches across including legs of course. Which is still too damn big.

I'm glad I don't have those Hobo spiders! Icky...

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Eeeeew I HATE bugs!

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Although I must say that spiders do kill other nasty bugs, so if given a choice I would take the spider over a flying cockroach any day! But a foot long spider would give me a serious heart attack! UGH!

I'm not sure...

I don't know which is worse. I don't want either of them touching me, that's for sure!!!!!

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Oh my god--I cant read anymore

You all with your spider talk!!! ugh!!! I absolutely hate spiders. I cant look at them, I cant kill them, not me, not gonna do it. I do the spider scream every time I see one. My family and friends know this scream and always come running to rescue me. I am terrible about them.

You are lucky, ammorton!

Thank goodness you have nearby family and friends who will take care of it! I must admit that I have on occasion woken up my husband to dispense with a spider or bug, but not often. Mostly I just suck it up and get the job done, lol!

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Your alot more brave than I

I did actually have to kill one in my bathtub at 2:30 in the morning a few weeks ago. There was no one home but me and the fact that it was a brown recluse, well, I though- I don't want this to be running around the house or have one of my cats try to get it, and they would, so I got my daughters shoe and threw it at it. I made sure I was a safe distance away, and I did use to pitch playing baseball, so I nailed it the first time. I was relieved and went back to bed. I am such a sissy when it comes to spiders.

ModelMom's picture

FOOT LONG SPIDER!

ok...so i just read this and REALLY almost crapped my pants. a spider that long would really put me 6 feet under. how the heck are you supposed to kill something that big! ? you try to smack it with a shoe, it is liable to reach around the shoe and smack you right back! to think....a few seconds ago i was totally ignorant about this. now i feel like i might have a spider sitting on my back! eeeeeeeeeeek! :-P

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Smack you back, HILARIOUS! I agree, that would be awful. I've not seen any that big. Maybe six inches in diameter including legs all stretch out, but most are smaller than that. And yet still, I hate them.

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