Songs of Abortion: A Quadrilogy of Trilogies, PART I

by

Sir Aloquacious von Wigglesworth

1)Abortion Clinic:

Sad day at the abortion clinic
There’s nothing funny about a dead fetus
It’s kind of like a dead baby picnic
But somebody forgot the marmalade

A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N
C-L-I-N, I see dead babies
A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N
C-L-I-N, I see dead babies
But somebody forgot the marmalade

Sad day at the abortion clinic
There’s nothing funny about a dead fetus
It’s kind of like a dead baby picnic
The circle of life is controlled by a geinocologist
But somebody forgot the marmalade
Marmalade, marmalade, oh yea

2) The Fetus:

I could see nothing, my eyes had not formed
But the hot air you spit out made my body feel warm
All I could do was suck on this tube
Float in your liquid and think about you and sing

Chorus:
Hey, I'm the fetus...Please come and ...take me away

Enclosed in your womb, I kinda got scared
What if you didn't want me out there
I hoped that you did, because I wanted out
But until that day happened I just had to shout and sing

(chorus)

Take me away, I don't want to stay
I know you don't love me but don't throw me away

(chorus)

3) Abortions:

You come to see me, you don't know why
Your pussy's swollen, bloody and dry
You've had abortions, well I've had three
You've had abortions?, well come see me

Chorus:
Hang on, I'm not going nowhere
If I run you can kill me
Cause we've got something in common
And you're a common bitch

Magellen facelifts and ashtray tots
Some gained a little, some gave alot
You've had abortions, just take a pill
We love abortions cause we love to kill