Alright, so this whole story starts back about a month ago. I was taking a crap in the locker room before my weight training class started. And my friend Jonnie asks "Drew which way do you wipe your ass?" This is something I had never really thought about before, I just figured everyone did it the same way. So I asked him what do you mean. He said well from back to front in between your legs, or from front to back from behind. I said from back to front and apparently I'm in the minority, if you believe that the Sammamish baseball team is an accurate representation of all men and how they wipe their ass. I thought it was funny not only how this would ever come up, but also wiping my ass is something i don't put a lot of thought in to and i just assumed that everyone did it the same. But i guess not. So think about it next time you take a shit which way do you wipe your ass.

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