Shh. I'm having an affair.

Submitted by IntricateGirl on October 26, 2006 - 6:55am.

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I'm cheating on my husband. The guy looks, talks, walks, and even has the same name as my husband. But it can't be. I married a boring old computer guy that talks about real estate investing and the federal interest rate. I am dating a guy that's a real estate mogul who does unspeakable things to me. I told him to sneak out here after work last night, and he came right out. He would have stayed longer but his mother-in-law needed his help, and he didn't want her to get suspicious. I can't get my husband to come out here during the week.

His wife is a real bitch without a warm feeling in her heart. She's always nagging and expects him to earn a living while she sits at home on her computer all day. But I'm a wild sex kitten that runs her own business. I'm soon to be a pilot, which is really hot! So I just gotta cheat with him long enough to get him to leave that shrew.

Furthermore, my Priest suggested that I cheat. It's not the Priest where I live, but a friend of mine at seminary, and the closest thing I have to a Priest. I thought she was nuts, but she convinced me that I should just sneak around behind his back. I started to tell her about not having a babysitter and the guy living in another city, but she told me that she counsels people who figure out a way to drop the kids off so they can carry on their affair. After that, I wasn't really left with too much of a reason not to cheat. I mean, if they can manage it, so can I.

I'm gonna get us a set of webcams and I'm also going to convince him to call in sick next Monday. I've got the name of a drop-in daycare, and I'll just tell the kids I've got some important errands to run.

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October 26, 2006 - 9:06am

hahaha

theclassy1 Says:

You might have fooled others, but I know you're really talking about yourself and the hubby. Good post though, it's pretty funny......

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October 26, 2006 - 9:14am

Hey, wait! I'm not a bitch!

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IntricateGirl Says:

Hey, wait! I'm not a bitch! Well, ok, I guess I am. You got me there. heehee!


October 26, 2006 - 9:24am

Sorry, I wasn't saying u were.

theclassy1 Says:

I must have skipped over that word. Yeah, but I know what you mean. It sucks when they work so far away. It's not like we're dead or anything.....

Well, I mean I was in that situation with my ex-husband. I was stuck in the house with the kids. I was in my mid 20's and I didn't have transportation or know anyone in the community. I was stranded and alone. Idiot! I did what I had to, to secure stability for my kids. My day will come when I will be debt free and accumulating wealth. All that craziness will pay off one day soon....

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October 26, 2006 - 9:33am

I know you weren't suggesting it. :D

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IntricateGirl Says:

Choir preaching, dear. Although with us, at least half of it is by my choice. I'm the one that wanted to move out here, and I'm the one that chooses to work from home rather than getting a 9-5 job. And so far he has been very supportive.

But yeah, I'm not dead out here, and we're both going to have to figure out how to make this situation work.


October 26, 2006 - 9:04pm

It sounds like things are looking up!

Brenna Fender Says:
October 26, 2006 - 9:13pm

He came out here again

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IntricateGirl Says:

He came out here again tonight! Geez! lol

I showed him the blog and explained what my Priest friend told me. She's got a good point. Married people aren't as wild and crazy as people that are dating. But they should be!

I double dog dared her to make that her first sermon at her own church. I think she's seriously considering it. :D


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