Where I live is the countryside, and where I work is in a small tiny village. The village has a little police station in it that holds the 2 police officers who patrol the village and the surrounding villages.

Recently they began renovating the police station and found asbestos in there. As a temporary measure they've moved the police officers stationed there to an empty shop across the road from us.

Yesterday a kid went up to the cop shop (see it is a cop shop!) window and began writing graffiti all over the window. The blinds were open so it was easy enough for the police officer (there was only one in there at the time) to see this little Eminiem wannabe writing all over his temporary police station window, and I know he definitely did by the action he took a few moments after it began.

Now what I expected at the very least was for him to come out and yell at the kid, but no - I obviously set my standards way to high for the modern police force in the UK. The officer looked out the window, smiled, waved and then turned around and went back to work.

What did the kid write you ask? DRUGS RULE 2006!