Sassypuss is in Da Casa!!!!
Helloooooooo, BlogFeast buddies and blogger buddies from around the ‘net! We’ve journeyed many a mile and ‘bout worn our feets to the bone but we’ve finally made it over to Blogger Party.
On our journey we had plenty of time to ruminate. We ruminated on the State of the Union, on our State of Minds, on the State of our Friendships, the State of our Underwear Drawer and the State of New Jersey.
We didn’t find anything of interest in the State of New Jersey and we were totally depressed by the State of the Union, as well as the State of our Underwear Drawer. But we did find the State of our Minds quite fascinating and we will probably be exploring this topic in further detail. The State of our Friendship has fluctuated, as evidenced by the recent activity on Mr. Spock is that
you? but we’re pretty sure it’s still on solid ground.
Worn as we are from our journey, we find our Sass is still in fine fettle and we will be putting it to good, possibly even extreme, use in the near future.
Tis a long journey we took! Our pals would be crushed to know the real state of our drawers! Then again, I dare them to bare their drawers! We the peoples, have too many time-tempting things to keep us busy like…..uuuuummm…... well…….. things! So onward march and drawers be damned! Bloggers don't REALLY care about our drawers anyhoo, unless they are Sire! So that being said...Sassypuss is here! YAY!
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LOL PW This is soooo cool!
Sassys
I say we leave it up for a while then go with the next blog...the fun stuff!
I'm with you, Sassy-girl! The really fun stuff next. heh-heh-heh
Wha's up!!! Having a good day off? I'm having a great day at work. Manodogs just got me off with his humongous vocabulary so I'm nice and relaxed, sitting here with a big shit-eating grin on my face. My co-workers are all looking at me a little funny but I say the hell with them - they're just jealous!
You know what kills me PW?
Sassys
Is if I were in an office and the guy in the "cubicle" next to mine kept cracking up and howling...I would march right over and ask whats so funny! I love to laugh, and it would take all I have in this world not to at least enquire!
This is probably why we got yelled at this morning.
One of my co-workers found this site called hornymanatee.com and we were laughing at it and our boss's boss came over and opened our door all the way and told us we needed to keep it down. Bitch! I could understand if she had closed the door all the way. But her intimidation tactic of opening it all the way only served to piss me off and make me work a little less - and laugh a little more - only not quite so loud.
Silly bitch, she should have just asked to see what we were laughing about - maybe it would have untwisted her panties.
Well I have a great solution PW
Sassys
Just get "slap happy" on her ass! Or better yet, go out and buy her a Tickle Me Black And Decker! She will be too busy looking at it and saying "I wonder what the RED button is for?" LOL.
LMAO!!!! Tickle Me Black & Decker!
I still love that one!
One of the guys in the office offered to go bitch-slap her but I said, "Why give her what she wants when she's being so nasty to us."
LOL PW you are right! But I think
Sassys
She gets her rocks off by being the slapper versus the slapee! UGH! Some people have no sense of humor, I actually pity people like that. They miss out on one of the few things in this life that makes it worthwhile to be here!Especialy the younger folk. Some of them take themselves WAY to seriously. Like models...they stand there looking like candy wrappers, but instead of finding a deep chocolate, we find a twisted lemon! That's why I love the song "I'm too sexy" LOL.
What? I thought they wrote that song about you, Sassys!
Or was that Vin Diesel? Whatever. It applies - right?
Vin Diesel? LMFAO!
Sassys
NO! They wrote that song about Shatner! Sheesh, with all you know about him PW????
Ah! Well now, The Shatner is cuddly and all that but
Vin really is too sexy for his shirt. I mean, really. Oh hell, I think I need MD to talk some more big words to me - I've gotten myself all bothered thinking about Vin's shirt.
Ok I will gladly help you with this one PW!
Sassys
Think "Shatner is plump and gooey" "Vin is hard and rippled" I prefer the "Latin Luvvvah"! Say that to yourself 3 times. It should do the trick...if not seek professional help immediately!
ROFLMFAO!! Sassys! The idea of you "helping"
me out with this one has completely dispelled my "hot flash." Totally!!! I'm laughing too hard to be bothered anymore - at all!!
But I gotta tell ya', you are a real friend. A true friend. Always there in my time of need.
Oh, by the way, I'm printing out this little litany - just in case I can't sleep tonight.
"Shatner is plump and gooey. Vin is hard and rippled - Vin is hard and rippled - Vin is hard and rippled....."
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
Well that's what true friends are for PW:)
Sassys
I should go to "friend helping school" and hone my skills. It's all in the ripple effect, so I am told. I like the word "Ripple" it's got so much potential. Like "I bent over and got a ripple in my pants" Better then a Rickle in my pants that's fo sho!
Oh dear bob, Sassys!
Note to self: Never, never, NEVER drink a soda while reading one of Sassys's comments!
I've just sprayed the entire table with Diet Pepsi. Thank god, bitch-slap bossie is not in her office right now.
LOL PW
Sassys
Although Don Rickles was funny as hell in his day...I don't think it would be the wisest choice no?
Rickles wouldn't be my first choice, no.
But then, Ripples might not be my first choice either. I can think of so many things I'd like to bend over and find in my pants - Ripples and Rickles aren't on the list anywhere.
LMAO!!!! MD really got me on a one-way track today. Can't help myself. Damn him and his huge vocabulary.
Hmmm So you don't care for the rippled men eh PW?
Sassys
Well given a choice between chubby and rippled...hell it's not even a choice:)
Well, that's not exactly what I meant. I like rippled men -
I just don't really want ripples in my pants. I mean come on, if it's not smooth and hard, why the hell would I want it in my pants.
Dear god, did I just say that?
This comment will be one for the books! PW I shall so use this!
Sassys
LOL I just read this one and let me tell ya I absolutly concur! Nothing but hard stuff for my pants too:)
O my god, Sassys, I just got that one.
"I wonder what the RED button is for?" I should be ashamed!!! Truly ashamed for not getting a Gary Oldman character quote (sort of).
Well, just chalk it up to the fact that Sassypuss wasn't in her Pussy Willow mind that day.
Speaking of which, we need to get back into our Sassypuss minds - and soon. Things have been a leeeetle too quiet here on BloggerParty. Methinks it needs some SASS!
Hahahahaha! Look at the TAGS PW
Sassys
It knew we were coming! It says "Grenades" Hahahahahaha! WTF???
OMG, Grenade????
That has got to be the weirdest tag I've ever seen come up. I'd say the tags were intuitive, but they marked a Pussy Willow post with all religious stuff and you know Pussy Willow ain't got no religion.
PW Aint Got No Religion? That's a great
Sassys
Title for a song! Hey it could be a new challenge! Everyone has to write a "country" song! Like "I ran over my mother and the dog killed my cat" Or "This railroad has two crossings, one for church and the other for hell" Hmmmm, I am pondering again...stop me!
Dah-dah-du-da-dah! PW ain't got no religion - Dah-dah-du
da-dah! And her feet smell, too. Dah-dah-du-da-dah!
I'm a blues person myself.
Oh I love the blues! And Jazz!
Sassys
But I also like country songs, when they are funny! I say we make it a challenge!
Go for it, Sassys!
You put the Sass in it and Pussy Willow will add her one or two cents worth and get it posted. Sassys knows PW looooves her ideas.
UHHHH You mean I have to work?
Sassys
No, no, no! I come and place some well timed comments, YOU do all the work:)LOL.
Naw, no, no, no, no. Pussy Willow ain't nobody's bitch.
Sassys is an equal partner - that means equal work. Bad, Sassys. Shame on Sassys!
OOOOH PW
Sassys
You are turning me on! STOP THAT! I say you are MY bitch...now SIT! LMFAOOOOO!!
Ever wonder what the 'Puss' in Pussy Willow adds to my
personality? Ever try to tell a cat to "sit"? Remember what kind of response you got from the cat?
Well, now you know what my response is.
LMAO!!!!
Yhen I guess roll over
Sassys
is out of the question? LOL.
LMAO!!! Reminds me of the one about the drunken bum
who walks up to this really classy lady standing at a bar. The drunk says "Hey, baby. Let's you and me get out of here and go dancing."
The classy lady freaks out - starts whacking the drunk over the head with her purse screaming, "You filthy, disgusting drunken bum. How dare you ask me to go dancing! What makes you think I'd ever be seen with someone as disgusting as you?"
To which the drunken bum replies, "Oh, sorry. I guess a blow-job is out of the question, too, huh?"
That's a great joke PW!
Sassys
In my drinking days I would have probably said "Sure honey...let me get another Tequila...then we Samba the night away". Hic! LOL.
Yeah, I've been there, Sassys.
Ah, the good ole days..... LOL!
Yay Sassypuss!
Glad to see you decided to venture over!
Allie's Insanity
Hellooooo, Allie!
It was a loooong journey and we kind of dragged our feet a little because we were hoping to hold out for BlogFeast. But we likes it here, too. When BlogFeast comes back up we will definitely go back, but we thinks we will still visit here alot. If we can get these #$%@&^! sploggers to go somewhere else - preferably somewhere dark and cold with no Internet connection.
I know what you mean!
I wish the sploggers would create their own little splogging world!
Allie's Insanity
Now there's an IDEA!!! PW You GENIUS!!
Sassys
They should call it "Splog World" ARGH!
LOL!!! Maybe we can get 2catDave to come up
with a story about "Splog World." Both worlds would be better if we could send all the sploggers off to their own world. They'd be happy because we wouldn't be voting them off our sites and we'd be happy because we wouldn't have to waste our time voting them off our sites.
Sassys and PW
you are both nuts, completely and utterly nuts. I have just read this thread and while I wouldn't mind some Vin ripple I am still Laughing my face off.
suejeff
Ha!Ha!Ha! Suejeff, one good laugh deserves another.
And you certainly gave me a good one with your post today.
I think Sassys and I were made for each other - we are both crazy.
I'll go along with that PW
crazy coots but great fun all the same.
suejeff
I take great pride in my CRAZY
Sassys
way of existing! I am nuts no doubt about it...and I also do believe that PW is TOTALLY off her rocker! Who else in their right mind would team up with the likes of me:)
Sassypuss finally made it
This should be a wild ride er read whatever.
Hey! TXKJUN! Ride, read, free-for-all - Sassypuss
is up for whatever!! LOL!!!
Well Txkjun we welcome you to ride us!
Sassys
Ooops, I mean "With us" Hmmm, ok that sounds so much clearer yes?
We can always read later:>)
Yeah, I bet,...
that's what you meant.
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