Santino Rice loves excess and it makes us limp
Project Runway contestant Santino Rice is known for his pompous attitude, bohemian looks, and “visionary� designs. Not surprisingly, his blog is littered with amateur fan art and self-absorbed pics of his tired irony beard. Like his fashion sense, Santino’s blog has a unique vision. Unfortunately, it’s the vision of a tacky hippie grandmother with cataracts. See below:

Combining a blue satin tunic, a necklace of deflated water-balloons, and a pair of 70s sock bracelets might be considered “genius� or “conceptual.� If the concept was to look like he fell into the bargain bin at Goodwill, then he did a fagulous job. The rest of the site is a jumbled mix of poor typography, banal layouts, and smothering ads. Clearly, excess is Satino’s crutch.

We admit, we’re hugely hung fans of the gayest show on TV. Mostly because we wouldn’t mind a little Brokeback Runway action with dreamboat, Daniel Vosovic. We’re also quite fond of soft spoken nerdy girl, Diana Eng. Santino, however, despises Diana, spitefully saying she’s “never had sex before.� With such boner-killing looks, isn’t ironic that Santino is casting the ugly stone at adorable Dirty Diana?

We have pretty low standards when it comes to men, but we wouldn’t touch Santino’s facial-pubic hair with a ten-foot dildo. The beard, like the superfluous adornments on Santino’s designs, only serve to mask one shameful thing: mediocrity. We also wouldn’t be able to stand Santino’s unqualified arrogance. Yeah, we’re assholes, too. But we’re assholes with good taste.