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I bet that at least once in everyones lifetime they have gone shopping only to discover that when they are in the store they forget why.
Meandering on out of the store with skid proof underwear instead of bread. Feeling empowered!

I can take that a step further and say that store owners see me coming a mile away. "Quick change all the prices, throw in an arm and a leg and watch her hop her ass on out of here"

$200 dollars later I'm like "Wha?"

The world of commerce is a strange place full of strange people, and even stranger items.

And yet I refuse to write a list. I am an adventurous woman (In my own mind) and I see shopping as my trip down memory lane.

Problem is my memory sucks! ACK!

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Pussy Willow's picture

Sassys, I can certainly relate to this. I once went an

entire week without toilet paper (used every damned tissue and wet-wipe in the house) because I kept forgetting to pick it up at the store - even when that was the ONLY thing I went to the store for!!! As I remember, I spent a fortune at the grocery store that week, too.

And my memory has continued to deteriorate. At least twice a day I will walk into a room only to forget why I went in there. Actually, I get quite a bit of exercise this way - walking from room to room, wondering what the hell I'm supposed to be doing. LOL!

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AHA so I am NOT the only

Sassys
Memory deficiant person here! Phew! I too stand in my kitchen tapping my foot saying "Why oh why did I come in here? It was NOT to do the dishes that's for sure"
But hey I came up with the perfect solution for you female nasty boss!

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I want to hear that solution, Sassys!

We have named her "Bitch-slap Bessie." So, give - what's your solution!

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OK You ready??

Sassys
Next time she's around march right up to her and ask in a loud voice "Just who the hell do I have to screw around here to get your job?" Tah Dah!!!

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Uh-huh. Ummmm....Sassys? What kind of problem did you think I

needed solved? Did you think maybe I was hoping to be relieved of my gainful employment? Cause I think this would work for that problem. LMFAO!!!!

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Hey she will have no options...she can't fire you

Sassys
because the implication is that that's how SHE got where she is! If she denies it then that's your opportunity to say..."Prove it"...I tell you PW I will get you that job! Then you can be the "nice" boss lady! See?

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Yeah, in Sassys-world, that's how it would work. LMAO!!!!

In Bitch-slap Bessie's world, I get fired for spreading malicious slander and insubordination. LOL!!! Still, if I'm ever ready to get kicked-out on my ass, I think that's just what I'll do. :-D

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sassys I never make a list

I hate shopping for groceries. I never make a list and go in for just a "few" things and $300.00 later I'm done.

Supermarket mode

You think you've got problems! I've got a Chinese friend who goes into sensory overload every time we go to the supermarket. She is from a poor farming family who scrimped and saved to put her through university. They didn't have much money for shopping and when they got her to university she had to study instead of hitting the big city shops like the rich kids did. Now she's got a foreigner as an uncle and a job of her own she can experience every Chinese woman's dream - Shopping! - but when we go to the Supermarket and she wants to buy a bottle of shampoo she looks at the shelves and there a fifty kinds to choose from and she just stops dead and stares into space until I take her by the arm and move her out of the way of all the other customers trying to get past. It's really quite amazing.

The most incredible case was when we went to shop for stuff for my birthday party. As I can't read Chinese I was going to ask her advice on what was in the packets that looked interesting to me. After I asked about a few things and recieved no response whatever as she drifted on appearing to look at everything purposefully but picking nothing at all up I just started grabbing things that looked as if they might be good to eat and guided her to the checkout and paid. As we left the building she 'woke up' again and we laughed about it. 'Supermarket mode' is now a standard joke between us and she is improving. I explained the concept of sensory overload to her and she agrees it is just all too much because of her limited life experience of shopping.

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Xingtiao this is HILARIOUS!!

Sassys
It also reminds me of a friend of mine that had literally just stepped off the boat from Cuba. The very first night she was here I took her to a Kroger shopping center, I needed to get a couple of things...I was getting some milk and I noticed her standing in front of the makeup isle and she had this perplexed look on her face, so I asked her if there was anything she would like...she too was stunned and just kind of stood there in a trance! A couple of days later we (MY sister and I) were trying to figure out the best way for Martha to get around, and she pipes up and says "Oh I know very well just how to get back to this house!" I said really? She says "Yes it's just down the road from that gigantic store we were in the other night! It was so charming and what she didn't get was that there must be at least 200 Krogers in ATL. Sweetly naive. Sigh!

I do make a list but often leave it at home!!!! Seriously

after years of relying on poor old memory and getting everything but the one thing that I absolutely need writing a list, and sticking to it, is the only way to get the better of the supermarkets' psycholological tricks department. Large supermarket chains do hire psychologists to tell them how they can part us from more of our money than we intend. I know that in one supermarket in UK the smell of cinnamon was wafted through the store quite deliberately in order to lull shoppers into supermarket mode. That's why fresh bakery departments were introduced into UK, the smell of fresh bread and cakes makes shoppers hungry, hungry shoppers buy more.

See Hats that's exactly why

Sassys
I no longer even bother making a list! I need to make a list to remember my list!

That's difficult Sassy! Mr Hats reminds me but I have to

tell you that we went out on Friday night, we got there and he realised he'd left his money at home. So we went home to get it, a 15 minute drive. We go back to the restaurant and he discovers he has his gardening shoes on lol.

LOL Now that's what I'm talking about Hats!

Sassys
It would get easier as we age presumably! NOT!!! UGH!

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I usually remember,...

the main thing I went for, but I have, on occasion, had to make 2 or 3 more trips to get everything I was supposed to. When it's important enough, I make a list in my Palm and take it with me. It's just not always as important, and it's way more fun to roam.

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I would be like Hats Catfish!

Sassys
I would forget my palm...Hell I would forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck!

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That's just the thing, Sassys,...

I never leave home without my Palm, of all things. Even if I'm going for a walk at the lake, I have my Palm on me, just in case I want to record some information; kind of like many women with their purses. So, if I'd just use it for all this other stuff all the time, I'd be good.

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