I have heard that the muslims believe that after they blow themselves up that they go to heaven and recieve 72 virgins.

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The Geminian Rants:

Do they really think we'll be having sex in heaven, or that 72 vrigins ever made it there?

In heaven, will there be two classes - virgins and nonvirgins? Sounds like envy in paradise.

Will the sex always feel the same or will it be better each time? Will there be a "mess" to clean up? Will you have to fix your hair afterwards or will it remain perfect? Will there be "penis-envy" or will everyone have the same equipment?

Will God still be "watching?" God's got all da ladies you're lookin for cuz he's the Original Pimp, and yeah he's THE voyer, so pull the clouds up over your butt when ya boogie.

Now you know why you always call out, "Oh God! Oh God!"

How many virgins does God get in this eternal orgy? Can they be de-virginized in heaven?

See, the whole idea that paradise includes sex and virgins is contradictory and laughable. I cannot fathom the ability of people to fool themselves into believing this is true. Their entire lives are deprived of sex or fun for that matter, giving rise to hope of liberation from this oppression. This hope hears about 72 virgins from the Master Pimp, and they can't wait to get there. If their people are so intellectually challanged they can think and act in this way, why should we believe they could embrace Democracy for any length of time?

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