Reasons I think I might be a Vampire.
Well, the sun will come up soon so I better hurry with this.
I don't function well before 6pm. If you noticed, all my blogs are written after 6pm. I sleep in the day time.
I haven't been feeling well for a long time. Mostly stomach problems or depression. I sometimes feel frustrated for no reason.
That all may be due to the fact that I haven't drank any blood in a long time. And even when I did do that it was my own and usually just a little lick on an accidently poked finger, which I did alot when I was younger, being that I was a clutz and all.
I don't care for red meat unless it's cooked rare.
I have an aversion to garlic.
I'm not much for going to church.
I'm turned on by other vampires.
Namely, Antonio Banderas, Gerard Butler, Brad Pitt and Stuart Townsend. Okay, they're actors "playing" vampires, but still...
The sun hurts my eyes. I was diagnosed with cataracts, but that could just be a cover-up. Even when I'm home at night watching TV, I have to have the lights off.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and I don't see myself. (Read anything into that, I don't care.)
Should I experiment? I wonder. Or should I just stay safe here in the closet?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
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...sells fangs?
The first thing I noticed about your blog is the ad for eBay "Vampire Fangs for sale" wow...I suppose if you want IT they have IT for real.
On to the real deal though, you're just a freak...join the millions of others that revel in daily depression although I think you've taken it to a very unhealthy extreme. I don't know who the baby picture is of but I hope to sweet Jesus she isn't yours (she's adorable whoevers she is). I have read your blogs and honestly...well...you scare the hell outta me!
You seem to be okay one blog and over the edge the next, very unstable.
I suppose you're not the only one in the world who's in some deep dark place in their life but you should realize simply by the way you wrote your blog that you even know SOMETHING is wrong with you and I will tell you out-right, you're not right. I suggest you seek REAL help and bring yourself out of 'darkness' because im pretty sure Antonio has other things to do than fly in your window at night and share his jugular with you. Happy sucking!
vampire? Me?
Sorry Beth Ann, for the confusion.
I thought the blog was clearly not to be taken seriously.
H.B.
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holy crap!
omg how funny! You scared me there. Hey, it's not like if you really thought you were a vampire you would be the only one. So to your JOKE I say....seek help anyway LOL!!!
LOL even though this is an
LOL even though this is an old post it's hilarious. It's so hard to come off as sarcastic on the internet.
A few days ago, I saw an old "boyfriend" on Hi 5. I just registered to check it out and I came across him. This is the same guy that's been whining to others about me taking him back. We only dated briefly about a year ago. I realized he wasn't for me so I ended it and just never had contact with him again. Anyhow, I sarcastically sent him an email and all it said was "Wow, you really get around don't you!" Next thing I know others were telling me that he thought we were back together. The sarcasm completely went over his head. When I heard this I deleted my Hi 5 account. I didn't like it anyhow lol.