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I Love New York Afterthoughts: Episode 1 & 2

After reviewing the show once more I've added two other men to the gaydar list:
1. Chance: Overly thuggish to hid his homosexuality
2. Onix: Can't believe I did not see it before...Totally Gay!
Sidenote: Is New York on heavy medication...she can not lift her eyelids, her eyes are ALWAY barely open.

I Love New York Spoofs: Episodes 1 & 2

If this girl can get a college degree anyone can. New York aka Tiffany Pollard supposedly graduated from Syracuse University but I could teach a monkey took behave more intelligently than her.

When Mauricio Sanchez aka Chamo, New York's, personal assistant was trying to explain to her that negrita is a term of endearment in Latin countries the foolish chick says, "I've never been to Latin!"

New York commented on her attraction to one guy stating, ..."He drinks a lot. I like THAT!"

Also why is she asking her mother aka Michelle Patterson to help her find a man when New York's mom could not even get New York's father aka Alex Pollard to marry her? New York would be better of asking Britney Spears for dating and marriage advice..no one wants to divorce Britney, she divorces them!

Medication Needs:
Romance: He needs Prozac--New York is suprisingly right--Romance is depressed over his dead dog and Prozac is for depressed people.

Chance: He needs Ritalin--Mr. Boston is right--Ritalin helps people calm down and that's just what he needs to do.

Gaydar:
New York's mom is oddly right some of these guys are totally gay!

1. T-weed (He looks like Miss Jay from American's Next Top Model and he makes his own clothes)...can I say BEEP BEEP--Totally Gay
2. 12-pack (stated he could sleep with Chamo, the gay personal assistant if he wanted to)...can I say BEEP-- He's Bi
3. Romance (crying over his puppy)...can I say BEEP BEEP--totally gay!

The Lie Detector:

Who was lying about 12-Pack having a girlfriend back home?
Was it 12-Pack or Romance?

Definitely 12-Pack:
His body language, diversion tactics, and guilty expression screams Liar Liar Pants On Fire!!

This link is an article that teaches people how to tell if someone is lying:http://http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/20087/how_to_tell_if_someone_is_lying.html

I wonder:
1. Isn't the I Love New York Mansion the same mansion used in Flavor of Love?
2. Are those braids Real's real hair?

Spoiler- What Happens Next Episode:
New York delivers a "New York Note" that informs the guys to prepare presentations about how much money they make. They head to a boardroom where NY has invited a Omarosa to help her judge. Pootie is broke and has a mental breakdown during his presentation and storms out in tears (what a punk), he collapses, and the Emergency Medical aid is called.

At the mansion, the results of the challenge are announced: the winner gets a date with NY and Rico makes the worst presentation and has to go on a date with New York's mom. Rico date gets cut short when he has a mental breakdown and New York's mom insists that he gets sent away to the looney bin.

Tango and Whiteboy argue and may fight. The next day, the guys throw a BBQ for NY and impress her with massages and lap dances. But later that night, she tells two more guys to get the fuck up out of her house.