RATE MY BULGE................IS IT A ROCK OR A SOCK?

You girls are gonna have to look mighty hard for the prize. There, noooooo!, look harder. Ok, roll back the lard and put your tweezers to good use. I've gotten into a lot of trouble over this picture. Men become 'haters', and women are calling me day and night. I kinda like that:)

You can help me though! My goal is to have the most pages viewed with no responses on the click thru. My goal is to become the best BLAH----GER here at Bloggerparty. And when I get about a thousand hits, I'll send my biggest fans each a little piece of my thongs. Oh, and I'll also include my best selling e-book, "How I became the best BLAH-ger in the world overnight."

I owe it all to Anonimus Bob and the Moorishprince. They helped me to become the very man I am today (refer to above picture). But my biggest wish is that when I rach .78 cents like Trash-ads...I'll be able to share my success and secrets with all of you good folks here at Bloggerparty.

I know I ain't pretty, but I'm for real. Thanks for listening, and remember, it's not about the clicks--it's about how many times I get viewed.

Ps...i'm a lotta man lookin' for a lotta woman!)