QUOTABLE QUOTES

· The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

· Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. Issac Asimov
· Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. ~ John Lennon
· The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. ~ Robert Heinlein
· The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. ~ Carl Jung
· When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
· The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. ~ Alben W. Barkley
· I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. ~ W. C. Fields
· Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~ Oscar Wilde

· If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. ~ Alan King
· Ah -- love -- the walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight, the arguments over just about everything else. ~ Max Headroom
· Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. ~ Eli Cass
· Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives. ~ Maurice Chevalier
· Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion. ~ American Proverb
· Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."

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