Answer: Because im a clumsy idiot! It hurts like nobodys business and it's all because I dropped a steak knife on or IN my foot today, whichever you prefer.
Now, I have dropped many a knife before and always JUMPED like a freaking antelope out of the way and never got hit but I guess I didn't have enough coffee yet this morning and I got that bugger right in the top of my foot....and it hurts! Im just glad the damn thing was clean! LOL
Question: How come these damn steak knives won't cut peanut butter but it stood straight up in my foot?
Answer: You're turn.
P.S. Anyone want to donate me a foot if I lose this one?






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