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Question: Why I stabbed myself

Beth Ann's picture

Answer: Because im a clumsy idiot! It hurts like nobodys business and it's all because I dropped a steak knife on or IN my foot today, whichever you prefer.

Now, I have dropped many a knife before and always JUMPED like a freaking antelope out of the way and never got hit but I guess I didn't have enough coffee yet this morning and I got that bugger right in the top of my foot....and it hurts! Im just glad the damn thing was clean! LOL

Question: How come these damn steak knives won't cut peanut butter but it stood straight up in my foot?

Answer: You're turn.

P.S. Anyone want to donate me a foot if I lose this one?

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drlolipop2's picture

OUCH!!

I've done equally stupid things, including cutting my finger badly on the edge of a ravioli can lid (sharpest things known to man). Be glad it wasn't your jugular vein, and be more careful next time!

Beth Ann's picture

Getting the knife

Actually it's pretty useful around here to stab yourself once in a while for sympathy and attention. Sometimes im so clumsy it is a wonder I haven't broken something other than skin. Although when I got the knife I yelled so loud it did scare the living daylights out of my daughter who came running to save me from what must have seemed like a life or death situation. It really only startled me mostly when it happened this morning but now it's so sore I can barely walk on that foot. I suppose I will live and if not.....oh well I need a change of scenery anyway.

drlolipop2's picture

Sympathy and Attention From Self-stabbing?

What a great, yet terrible idea! That will definitely go in my upcoming blog "10 really great truly bad ideas".

Beth Ann's picture

I've heard it said

I've heard it said that the difference between being genius and insane is a thin line. I think today im walking somewhere closer to one than the other. Probably caused the lack of blood to my foot I figure.

Havana Brown's picture

Owie!

That's gotta hurt. I had a similar experience. Maybe that will be my first blog. Hmmmmmm... Yep! Okay, gotta go.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy!!!

writingdreams's picture

I was washing dishes and a

I was washing dishes and a knife sliced twice into my pointer finger. It's so sore and hurts when I type. Owie on your foot by the way.

gom jabbar's picture

Clumsy here

I can relate. I think clumsy runs in my family. I haven't hurt myself recently (knock on wood), but I drop things and have broken more than my share of mugs and other dishes (for some reason it's usually mugs, I'm not sure why). Anyway, my sister cut her finger when she was washing dishes a few years ago and had to get stitches. As I said, it runs in my family.

akimoto_baby's picture

the most clumsy thing I ever did

was to cut my father's hand by mistake. He was holding out a packet and asked me to cut it open with the scissors. Somehow I cut the packet and his hand as well!! it didn't hurt me but the emotional trauma....wish I had cut myself instead!!

Beth Ann's picture

Awwwww

Poor dad! He probably doesn't trust you with scissors at all now and never will again LOL
Actually i've unintentionally hurt myself pretty bad a couple of times, ended up in the emergency room over 2 of them...that I remember well anyway...im such an oaf.
When I was about 10 I sat ON a pen that my brother left in the couch and it went right in my butt cheek...yep, had to go to the ER to get it pulled out LOL!! That was mega-moons ago so im over the trauma. Then a few years later I jumped a fence and got a piece of wire through my foot, ER again...it went in my heel and came out just below my ankle...I think it scared me more than anything to see the wire going completely through my foot but I screamed like I was dying the entire time.
Hmmm now that I think about it that was same foot! I might just have a cursed right foot!

spookyyank's picture

sorry, have to laugh

You know, this may have happened ages ago, but it wasn't that long ago that I did this, too! In my case I reached into the up-right siverware caddy I use to dry after I wash them. I was grabbing a spoon, but the freaking little knife in there with it came FLYING OUT, arched up in the air and came down on my baby toe! I swear, there's no way in a million years I coulda done that on purpose! My daughter is still freaked out that the knife attacked me! LOL

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