Pussy Willow’s Smokin’ Blues

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Pussy Willow’s got those dirty, low-down, smokin’ blues. She’s been trying to quit smoking and it’s been a real tough week. I mean rough, babies.

So, I figured, why should I be the only one to suffer? And I sat right down and I wrote this little abomination so that whoever reads it can suffer right along with me. And just for general meanness, I put it to music and I sang it to my cats.

Like I sometimes say, “Life’s a bitch and so am I.”

Pussy Willow’s Smokin’ Blues

Got a two pack-a-day habit
Just can’t seem to quit it
Got burns in my carpet
And it’s givin’ me fits!

I got those dirty, low-down, smo-ow-kin’ blues.

Well I said to myself
Gonna give up these fags
Gonna clean up my act
This habit’s such a drag

I said I’m quittin’
Gonna give it all up
But these things got a hold on me
And, baby, they ain’t lettin’ go

I said, I got those dirty, low-down, smo-ow-kin’ blues.
Yeah, these things they got a hold’a me
And, baby, they ain’ lettin’ go

They ain’t lettin’ go!

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spookyyank's picture

Oh PW!

Sang it to your cats, did you? Well, they probably deserved it! Sometimes I think all cats are reincarnated politicians! Sing on, sista'! What ever you gotta do to quit the fags! Someday, I'll be singin' along with you!

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Reincarnated politicians? Now, that is a distinct posibility,

Spooky. LOL! And funny as hell to think about!

I still haven't quit - I've been cheating all day and feeling guilty as hell - and quite satisfied for the 1st time in a week. But, I'll get these things beat if it's the last thing I do.

You'll know when the time is right for you. And I guarantee you, it's too damned hard to do until the time is right.

Pussy Willow

spookyyank's picture

As I light my own fag........

First off, I may start calling them that full time - it's better than our meaning for the word! And, yes, it's not my "time" and I know it! I do get tired of it, though. What I really hate is going outside of a restaurant after a meal! Really makes you feel like a drug addict, huh? I also hate the smell! I'm obsessed with air fresheners in my home!

But, I think they are reincarnated politicians. Just think of the beauty of it ~ forced to shit in a box of sand your whole life! AND, they'll be happy to stick their noses up your ass for the slightest attention!

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Forgot to add

Don't feel guilty. Just remember ~ baby steps.

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And thanks, Spooky.

I needed that.

Pussy Willow

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Ah, two of my own reasons for deciding to quit.

The social pariah thing is really starting to get to me. My god - when you go on a job interview, some people just write you off immediately if they smell smoke on you. WTF? You can't smoke in restaurants, can't smoke in bars, can't smoke here or there. It's all getting to be such a hassle. And then there's the expense! Jeez!! And, what the hell, I'm not getting any younger. It's time.

I'll never look at my cats the same way again. I swear, that is the funniest thought! And I Love my cats!

Pussy Willow

Dudette, I'm proud of you.

You just keep working at it and you'll succeed. Like Spookyyank said, don't feel guilty, just take baby steps.

I wanta come hear the singin' part. I promise to be just as good an audience as the cats. I won't laugh. Ok, I might laugh. But I'll try real, real hard not to laugh. Can I? Please?

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Hey!Hey! Huey!

Sorry I missed you. Thanks for the encouragement. Baby steps it'll have to be. My big girl steps damned sure aren't working.

Sure, you can come listen to the singin' part. You'll be sorry but what the hell. Bring your guitar - it'll drown out my singin'.

Pussy Willow

I am getting tired of it too PW

Sassys
It's hard as hell to quit though! I don't give a rats ass what the general populace thinks of my "habits" but I am tired of the "having to have a light" and all the rest of it...it's insane to try to work a day around when and where you can smoke.

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It's not that I care what anyone thinks of my smoking,

Sassys. It's that the general populace makes it so damned difficult for me to do it. Nowdays I find myself constantly thinking about when I'm gonna get to have my next cigarette - I mean it's a constant thought. That ain't no way. Ya' know?

Pussy Willow

Catfish's picture

I'm proud of you, PW,...

and I hope you can keep it up. My dad passed away from lung cancer, and he's stopped at least 15 years earlier, but it was obviously too late by that time. You'll feel better, smell better, and all that other stuff, and you'll be in total control of your life. Way to go!

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Thank you, Catifsh.

That means alot to me. You know, health reasons are, of course, one of the issues, but they are way down on the list. My main reason for quitting is because the cigarettes are in control - not me Now, here I am trying to take control of my life and I can't even control this stinking, expensive little habit? So, it has to go.

But, I tell you, it's gonna be a looooong road. Damn, this is HARD!!!!

Pussy Willow

Catfish's picture

That's why they use the word "addiction", PW,...

and trust me on this one, because if my doctor told me I could never have anything sweet for the rest of my life it would be a short life indeed. Still, think of the money you'll save by not smoking, and of course all the other things about smoking that mess up one's life, such as the tastes of foods, smell of clothes, discoloration of fingers and teeth,... Those are negative inputs, though, so let's go with positives, as in you'll breathe better, feel better, and have money to do other things with; there you go!

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Oh yeah, addicition is the word, Catfish.

Did you know that that nicotine is six times more addictive than crack!!!

Yes, positive inputs - breathe better - feel better - smell better and be able to smell better (it's funny how much more I can smell after only a few days) - more money - and best of all, I can think about other things besides smoking. I'll be free!!!!

Pussy Willow

Catfish's picture

Course, you do know PW,....

that you might have to cut out coffee for a time to help you conquer the smoking thing, right? I'm not sure where the link is scientifically, but there's something chemically that links the two so well, which is why you see a lot of smokers drinking lots of coffee.

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Caffein is a stimulant, Catfish and so is nicotine.

That's one reason they go together so well - and why caffein can stimulate your nicotine cravings.

I've already switched to caffein-free soda and I'm down to one cup of coffee a day - the one to get my heart started in the morning. Been preparing for this day for months and months.

Another problem is eating. I can't seem to digest my food without a cigarette - just one cookie will make me crave one. So, while that is difficult, it has had it's benefits. I just got into a pair of jeans that I haven't been able to fit into in 2 years. Woo!Hoo!

Pussy Willow

Catfish's picture

You're the first person, PW,...

I've ever heard of who's lost weight by kicking the smoking habit; wow! Losing those inches is a big thing, for sure, and it's something else that will make you feel good.

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Catfish, I've been collecting tips and tricks on

quitting for years and I am now putting them all together. Exercise, lots of water, no caffein (I know I'm not spelling that right - dangit!) - stuff like that seems to really help with the weight gain. Of course, I'm less than a week into this and I'm still cheating. We'll see how the full program goes. LOL! I'm not throwing my fat clothes away - for damned sure.

Pussy Willow

Catfish's picture

No, PW, we never,...

throw away our fat clothes until we're sure we won't ever need them again. With my wife, I can just have her take them in and I'm good; at least by my count anyway. And it's good that you're following all the stuff you've read.

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