I've been watching Project Runway since the first season, and every year, there has been at least one designer that was a little bit of a jerk. Some of them have been worse than others -- more in-your-face, more passive-aggressive, more conniving, however they managed it -- but for the largest part, they were just annoying or entertaining because their behavior was so extreme as to be cartoonish.
But I have never seen one as overtly revolting -- I mean downright repulsive -- as Jeffrey.
First-off, he is truly ugly. I mean physically unattractive in every way: his apparel in unappealing; his face is scrunched in that Eddie Haskell way that screams "I AM A SNEAKY SHIT!"; he's so tall that he bends, not at the waist, but just above it, so that he has that pouch-belly like some D&D forest creature; he's hairless; and what the hell is that crap on his neck? It looks like grime.
And it is perfectly fitting.
He is arrogant for no reason; he is brash -- obviously because he thinks that adds to his "image" as some sort of rock star; he is snide. I have yet to see anything that he has done that is actually worthy of his being on this show.
You want to "design" clothes like this schmuck? Put on your rattiest T-shirt (black, mind you); throw a drab, dirty zip-up hoody on top of it with the elbows cut out; then put on a dirty, bluejean jacket to top it off. Voila! You're a scuzzy poser!
Oh! And don't forget a pound of metal in piercings and at least five or more jailhouse tattoos all over your pale, pudgy, flabby, hairless (like a girl's) body.
Now, don't wash your hair for at least a week -- or, better yet, wash your hair several times a day, then use an obscene amount of "product" to make it look like you haven't washed it in a week.
Don't forget to be a complete asshole to everyone around you -- demean them, insult them, elevate yourself above them at every opportunity -- for no specific reason. Act like you couldn't care less what anyone else thinks of you, then spend your every moment obsessing over how and what they think and running them down for it.
Oh, and don't forget to have your whole drug and alcohol struggle for your backstory! Can't leave home without it.
This guy, his being in this competition, and the fact that these clueless judges are so enthralled by his absolute lack of talent, literally proves what a cesspool the fashion industry is. There is nothing appealing about this guy, his "work," or anything he stands for or symbolizes.
They vote off Robert, who has worked for Barbie -- a worldwide fashion icon for generations! -- and keep this repugnant joke whose only claim to fame is being a drunken, failed musician who turned to dressing other drunken, failed musicians. He has designed for some of the highest nobodies in the world! People whose entire careers hinge on when they strategically "accidentally" release their sex tapes. Any runaway junkie you find on the streets dresses as well as, if not better than, this guy. In fact, that's apparently his "allure."
I'm really... non-plussed. To say the very least.










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