Product review: Adidas "24 hour control" absorbent-deo

Okay, I'll admit it: For a girl, I sweat really hardcore. Mostly when I am cold. It doesn't make sense, I know this. I will probably be one of those people who has to have botulism/botox injected into their armpits to stop the sweating, or even have my sweat glands removed if possible.
But is it too much to ask for a product to live up to its claims? If you really mean "absorbs sweat for 15 minutes" then don't put "24-hour control" on the product!
Who in their right mind would go 24-hours without putting on deoderant anyway? I wouldn't do that unless if I was in a coma or trapped on a desserted island (or at a terrible job).
Please, if you sweat at all, even a little bit, use something else! Do not buy this product unless if you enjoy ruining your clothes with sweat stains. "Absorbent", my *ss! By the time I put it on, got dressed, ate breakfast, and went outside, I literally had sweat dripping down to my waist. And this is winter!