The first person to identify that quote (either here or in a private email), wins... my respect and love. What, did you think I had enough money to offer a prize or something? Sheesh!

In other news, I've eaten 5,280 jumbo semi-sweet chocolate chips while waiting for the baby to wake up and cry for the billionth time this evening. Yeah, I'm into hyperbole (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hyperbole).