I don't remember writing this, and yet, it's exactly what I'm feeling right now.

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of young, cutsie couples in love ALL THE TIME! There's my prejudice downside! I hate them all the time. I'm grown up enough to recognise that it's jealousy, but that does nothing for the hate. You're right! Why the hell are THEY so in love and perfect for each other and have money and all that jazz??? I've posted this question before - "WHERE'S MY MR. POTATO HEAD????" (I forget what I was referencing there) But, I want SO badly to meet someone and fall in love, I think because I know deep down that it might not ever happen for me. I'm not easy to live with, for one. But, most importantly.....ok, here's the short list of what he'd need to be:

1) ok with and willing to move all around the globe cuz I wanna
2) able to accept and live with a "method writer"
3) adore sex - ya, that should be a given with men, but too many anymore say things like "AGAIN? Damnit, woman! Leave me alone!"
4) HONEST and trustworthy
5) love something! Too many men I've met are just ok with not aspiring for anything beyond what they already have
6) like new experience's, new foods and traveling to unexpected places just cuz it might be cool
7) loving horror movies is not a requirment......but, it kinda is

So, ya........lonely, old spinster in my future..........writing about the kind of love I'll never experience outside of my own head.

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No updates about me and the Dork until you're over the PMS shizz. I love you, girl, and this is for your own protection.

We need a phone date, stat. Eat that chocolate for me .. make it superdark.

Sassys

They call it PMS?? Ready?...Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...sorry couldn't be helped:)

you posted it but then I deleted it because it was nothing but 4-letter words with a 'the' and an 'and' thrown in every once in a while. You know, sometimes you gotta know when to censor yourself. Today I finally remembered that I wanted to come back and leave a socially acceptable comment. But I'm having a really hard time with this one. You see, I hate those damned cutesy couples with a passion that borders on the psychotic. Like you said, how dare they - be so happy, be so young, be so perfect, be so *&!%*@#^*@! happy - just how dare they???

But I've come up with something that helped calm me down alot - aloooot. You see, some day soon, that sweet, happy, perfect little bride-to-be is going to wake up with her own case of MCD (LOVE that!!!), her bored and harrassed hubby will have to slog off to the office on 3 hours of sleep and she'll have to stay home all alone with the teething, crying, pooping kids. And then she'll turn on the TV and see some other cutesy little darlin' cooing and gushing and she'll hate her. And maybe, if the Universe is kind, she'll hate herself for once daring to be such a cooing, gushing little darlin' herself. Be kind, Universe, please be kind.

i would have loved the censored post too! LOLOLOL! believe me....i had to censor myself quite a bit too.....god, i hope that girl gets some MCD.....HA!!!

and sassy...i agree...the cutesy thing always smacks of phoney to me too!! you should have seen these two. all lasered white smiles, couldnt keep their manicured hands off of each other. every hair in place...and she was wearing PEARLS to boot! ugh. the googly eyes he'd make at her were enough to make me loose my breakfast.

Airing my dirty laundry at: Peacocks on Leashes

Take a deep breath and stay away from sharp, pointy objects.

Moreover, may I suggest creating effigies of the couple, with their glowing smiles and lovely clothing, hanging them to your ceiling by the neck, and beating the crap out of them! >:)