Pee on Floor!

That kid is already funnier than some adults I know.

Just start poking him with sharp objects like I do the worse half~ he'll stop that stuff, pronto. lol heheeeeeeeeeee~

It's too cute. He can't stop smiling when he's doing it.

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Kids can be cool when they're not spewing projectile vomit everywhere~

I was home working on the pc one day when my son Evan was 13~ I always kept little goodies like pudding cups and such in the fridge for those munchy times when he got home from school.

Well, one spring afternoon, I was really into what I was doing~ I heard him come through the door with his usual "Hi mom!!!!!" I said hi, and then..........silence.

I was still focused on my pc when he walked up beside of me~ not looking over, I said, "Whatcha up to, kiddo?" He said, "Eatin' pudding.".....then.............silence.

That's when he decided he was gonna be reeeeeeeeally cute. He said, "Man, this pudding is good." And it took me a minute, but I got to thinking:

'Hey........I thought we were out of pudding.' So I said, "Hey........I thought we were out of pudding." But I figured he just found a lone cup in the back of the fridge, and continued my zombied state.

He said, "Oh, it's ok........it's still good......mmmmmmmmmm-tapioca." I said, staring at the monitor, "Well, there shouldn't be anything wrong with it......I didn't know there was any left or I would've eaten it first just to torment you~ where was it?".....then......................more silence.

He put the cup down beside of my face, and said, "I found it on the way home.............................................. in a ditch."

I whipped my head around, GASPED and had my mouth hangin' open~
the foil lid was half back, and a third of it was gone, and he was starting to shovel a spoon of it into his head, and said, "Oh, don't worry mom.....it's still good."

He said, "See? There's no dirt in it or anything."

I came out of my daze like a screamin' banchee..... "OH MY GOD, WHAT are you DOING?????????? DO NOT EAT THAT!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, SON??????? OH MY FREAKIN' GOD!!!!!!"

You know how people in a sudden life crisis say your life passes before your eyes? A montage of all the things I THOUGHT I taught him passed before mine, and I'm not sure, but 'oh Lord, I may have raised an idiot.' quite possibly was one of them.

Not being able to keep a straight face any longer, Mr. Steve Martin-Reject busted out laughin' and said OH so calmly, "Nah, I found it in the back of the fridge." He turned and started to walk away, but he was so PROUD of his damn self, he just stopped and laughed at me some more while I was still sitting there half stunned with my mouth still hangin' open in pure horror~ and honestly? I wanted to come up outta there and whap him upside of the head.

THIS, my friend, is what you have to look forward to~ hence my love of sharp objects and stun guns. lol

I think you got punk'd! Too funny...now.

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You guys are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!