Overheard!

Hey guess what I found while surfing the internet today?

What? I do not feel like guessing.

An ad for tips on how to meet woman.

What the heck is special about that? There must be thousands of those out there. A load of garbage in my opinion.

Yes. I agree. Except that this is supposedly written by a ugly recluse.

WHAT?!! Isn’t a recluse someone who keeps to themselves? What the heck would someone like that know about picking up women?

Says here he is an unattractive guy to.

That is just getting more ridiculous all the time. I suppose he claims to know some magic words.

Yes. Seven of them.

WHAT? Are you serious?

Actually that was a different ad. I just thought I would use some creative license and make it even more outrageous.

So you have an unatractive recluse who will for a price teach you seven magic words that will allow you to easily pick up women.

Gorgeous women. You left that part out.

Wow! They try and sell anything on the internet these days.

Hey, how come there is no similar product aimed the female market?

That is because there is only one word required. “Hi