Orlando, Maybe

My wife and I are seriously in need of a vacation. We haven’t had one in at least three years. Recently I was looking into the possibility of Orlando vacations. We live in California, so Florida wouldn’t really be much of a vacation. I’d rather go somewhere that has a change of climate and scenery…like Delaware. Of course, there’s not really much to do in Delaware. It’s like the scene in Wayne’s World when they do exciting commercials for other places and then when it gets to Delaware, they’re like, “Hi. We’re in Delaware.” I miss those movies. I think I’m going to have to rent them tonight.