A 10 year old boy walks into a whorehouse with a wad of hundreds in one hand and a dead frog on a stick in the other. He tells the Madame that he wants a woman with chlamydia. The Madame can't believe the boys request but because of the money he's carrying she grants it.

The whole time the boy is upstairs the Madame continues to get more and more curious about his motivations so when he comes back down she offers him a refund if he'll tell her why he wanted a woman with chlamydia.

"Well," the boy says, "I banged the hooker with the chlamydia, now I'm going to go home and bang my babysitter. She'll bang my Dad when he drives her home and then he'll come home and bang my Mom. Tomorrow, my Mom will bang the mailman and he's the mother f'er that stepped on my frog!