It takes a lot of time, patience perseverance
and discipline to develop a six pack of abs.
Not only does one need to work a mind numbing
amount of abdominal exercises, but self control
in the kitchen needs to be exercised as well.

Bottom line: a six pack of abs looks good. Yes,
a girl will argue that a six pack on a guy
bouncing on a diving board, exchanging
fisticuffs in a boxing ring or swimming up and
back across the Atlantic ocean is ‘hot.’ A
picture of a guy with ripped abs, shirtless,
pushing a cart in K-Mart, however, is not
hot. That guy is a four star goofball.

It’s not about the abs. It’s about context.
Breaking out the disposable camera and
photo’ing your dumb ass in the mirror
displaying your six pack while Fox News
Channel flickers on the TV in the background
does not make women, nor gay men, nor bi’s,
nor the curious think you are hot. They think
you need white facepaint, a red nose, and big
ass floppy boots to go along with you ripped
six pack clown ass.

And now to the ripped ab’s photographic cousin: the well endowed (possibly sock stuffed) bulging
underwear photo. Unlike abs, a large dick
requires nothing other than winning the genetic
lotto. You don’t have to do anything. The
$10,000.00 surgery doesn’t count. The doctor
did that.

If you skim any of the size related groups
(photo’s of which generally resemble the cast
of Napoleon Dynamite) and, and you are a man,
ask yourself, “Is a large dick worth it if it’s connected to THAT guy?� Yes…yes…yes…I know some of you
are saying you’re good looking and have a big
dick already. You are not among the condemned.
This isn’t about the organ; it’s about
the photo.

Here is the long and short of it, want to know
what a woman (and gay male, bi,’s, the curious,
and the terminally uninterested) thinks when
they see you and the photo of your bulge?
One word: LUNATIC.

Only maniacs who at worst, is a felon, and, at
the very least, has bad credit, takes a
picture of their bulge.

At least I hope you have a disposable camera
and didn’t actually shell out $300 to post
those pics.

Dismissed.