Ode to The Shatner’s Cuddly Little Body
For Sassys, who apparently can not see the appeal of a pudgy body.
It’s round and squatty,
That little body.
But for me it still appeals.
I’d like to cuddle it,
Yes every bit of it.
Until The Shatner squeals.
I’m not a poet,
This piece should show it.
But it’s really how I feels.
That plump, round frame
Would cause me no pain.
I think it would be sweet.
I’d snuggle close
With or without clothes
I’m sure it would help me sleep.
Yes, I love The Shatner’s shape,
Every line and every drape.
It’s a frame I think he should keep.
For a true woman knows,
Down to her very toes,
That a little fat don’t hurt nobody.
Disclaimer: This piece was posted as the result of a challenge. The author freely admits that she has absolutely no talent as a poet. This piece should not be considered a representation of poetry of any kind and probably should not be read by anyone who does not possess an appreciation for the absurd.
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Sassys
Plump round frame? Shatner never had it so good! This piece is hilarious PW...It will be hard for me to one up it:(
I am still working on my Senor Spock...so many different twists and so little poetry sense! Tis hard to be a bad poet and my feet so show it! Ya know?
LOL, Sassys! You know I couldn't resist the challenge.
I just hope no one ever points The Shatner to this little. ...errr....tribute?
So our Pussy Willow displays her poetic talent :)
Yes, of course you may call yourself a poet, our Pussy Willow, or I will call you one, though you reject the title in your disclaimer. And here is my logic: You're a comedian, plain and simple
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"Yes I love the Shatner's shape, every line and drap!" LOL!
Coming from you, Inquest, I am humbled.
Since I'm well acquainted with your wonderful poetry and your own comedic side.
You know me, I can't resist getting a laugh, even at my own expense. LOL!!!
Speaking of laughs, our Pussy Willow...
I am looking forward to hearing from our Sassyspus. The devilish side within me is demanding an excuse to emerge, a forum in which it can show its dark colours. You know our little blogger party could never be complete without a bit of spice! >:D
Just asking, but,...
what did y'all think of what I'll call the original Shatner from back in the days of Star Trek and TJ Hooker (never saw that show, though)?
Personally, I was a Yeoman Rand fan myself, but years later, when I saw her at a convention, I remarked to my friend how good makeup was in Hollow-wood!
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Well, I fell in love with Shatner back in the early sixties,
when he was doing guest spots on the Defenders(I think, maybe it was some other show) and the Twilight Zone and stuff like that. I didn't get to watch the original ST until it came on in re-runs (if my father didn't watch a show, the rest of the family wasn't allowed to watch it). But I thought he looked pretty damned good in that one (I am not talking about his acting). I was never a fan of TJ Hooker and only watched a couple of the shows.
I was also a huge Spock admirer. Something about the strong, silent type....LOL!
I can just see
a little round ball of Shatner with a tiny head and hairpiece on the top. lol PW
suejeff
LOL, Suejeff!!! You just made me picture that, too!!!
What a vision!!!