MySpace
I spend at least an hour a day randomly flipping through people's MySpace profiles. Just invading their lives for a minute or two, acknowledging their existence and moving on.
If I were the President I would cancel the War on Terror, the War on Drugs and the War on Poverty... I'd start the MySpace initiative instead.
I'd make sure there was a one computer to person ratio in all public places all around the world. I'd hook everyone up with a MySpace account and watch their souls get sucked onto the net.
Everyone would be so busy learning html and spying on ex's that in no time we'd have international peace by default. A giant world community would form, everyone knows that everyone exists, there's no more faceless victims half a world away.
You could leave a comment on my page and tell me to lower taxes. Then I could leave you a comment, with video of a monkey drinking his own pee, and say "Sorry all those computers were expensive."
-Johnny Zito
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good one. I can't even
good one. I can't even calculate how much money my employer has lost by me surfing myspace. it's almost part of the morning routine around here.
boot up, get some water, personal email, myspace, company email, myspace...etc.
funny post.
MySpace for World Peace?
It could work ;-)
I'm lucky that my employer blocks MySpace, otherwise I'd
waste the day away on there too...
Of course, I can't complain too much, MySpace has been
VERY good to me... so good I don't have ANY time to
be on MySpace anymore... kind of ironic :-/
American Idol Madness
MySpace or Yours