My poor high heels

HELP!!!
I am trapped in the most boring uneventful hellish flatlands knows as "the gap". I come from the city of Calgary with over a million people. I MISS IT SO MUCH! I am stuck in a town of about 10,000 trying to survive with as little excitement and the little amounts of good food as any size city could possibly have.
I should really not say STUCK because I chose to come here. I have a decent job and I am writing for the local newspaper while making time to Chair the cancer events they have in this region. So I am at least TRYING to keep myself busy. But where is the fun???
A girl needs some liveliness. Some drama, some sort of event where she can friggin dress up. Gooossssshhhhhhhh. I have 22 pairs of high heels and nowhere to wear them. It's so sad really.
Well if anyone has some exciting news for me to read upon I would be appreciative. And at this moment I am doing nothing at work like every other day since I started here a month ago. So you will definitely be hearing from me more often.
I hope you all aren't falling into depression as I am from the lonely nothingness of the flatlands....
L