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My Penile Extension Invention Is Going To Make Me Rich

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I am tired of blogging for peanuts. I reckon the only way to make some decent cash is to come up with an invention that the majority of men will crave for, and if the men don't have the guts to buy it the unsatisfied women will.

It's taken me for ages but I have finally perfected the perfect Penile Extension that will have the women screaming for more and the men falling over themselves to get their hands on, or their member into the hottest extension on the market.

Don't worry guys, when I am rolling in it I will still have fond memories of all my blogging friends.

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Pussy Willow's picture

Well, pthlthlthlthlthl.....

I was gonna buy one of these things for the next man in my life (whoever he turns out to be) but when I followed the link all I got was this poll thingie. So.....you mean it's not true?

LOL!!!! Cute, Sire, very cute.

The Willow Does Gary Oldman

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PW

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I did, Sire, but I lied.

I pretended that I followed the link for a joke when, in reality (not actuality) I followed for future reference.

LOL!!!

The Willow Does Gary Oldman

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You just wait PW, someone

You just wait PW, someone will take my idea and make a fortune and I won't get a brass rassoo.
What A Load Of Bullshit
Rose Drops A Delicate Flower Of Translucent Beauty

Sire, Sire, Sire!!!

http://bloggerparty.com/blog/sassys

Whatever happened to "It matters not what size" LOL. A creative woman can do wonders with the wonderless!

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Size does matter, Sassys.

Trust me, I know. And I'm guessing that you've never encountered any real problems in that area with the men in your life or you wouldn't be denying it. There's wonderless and then there's 'wonder-where-it-is.' LMAO!!!

The Willow Does Gary Oldman

LMFAOOOO PW!!

http://bloggerparty.com/blog/sassys

Funny, funny girl! Uuum you are correct in your assumption...I am one who thinks "I know fuck nothing" when in reality "I know fuck all"...When in search of the elusive penis...one needs search well:)

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PW PLEASE!

Not while I am having my coffee! Now I got to get a wipe to clean the monitor LMAO
What A Load Of Bullshit
Rose Drops A Delicate Flower Of Translucent Beauty

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Sorry 'bout that, Sire.

Couldn't help myself. :-D

The Willow Does Gary Oldman

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"One needs to search well," Sassys?

I would think that, in searching for the elusive penis, one would need to search long and hard.

Don't boo me. After all, this is Sire's blog. I kinda figured stuff like this is expected? LMAOOOOO!!!!!!

The Willow Does Gary Oldman

Hahahaha PW!

http://bloggerparty.com/blog/sassys

Did you take your witty meds today? Girl you are on a role!!!

Pussy Willow's picture

I think it's the subject that inspires me, Sassys.

I mean really, what's not inspiring about a nice penis?

LOL!! That one was for you, Sire.

The Willow Does Gary Oldman

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Indeed

Thats what I keep saying to the wife, and I noticed that you went along for the ride, good on you gal. Now where did i put your number?
What A Load Of Bullshit
Rose Drops A Delicate Flower Of Translucent Beauty

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A smart woman.....

....almost always goes along for the ride. Ach! You guys keep setting me up! LOLOL!

The Willow Does Gary Oldman

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Not me mate What A Load Of

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